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Simon

I Loved Myspace So Much, I Made It Part Of My Evil Empire

About Me



Hello I'm Simon.Myspace is almost as crap as facebook. Myspace is useful for reading bulletins about bands that you feel you ought to like, however in reality do little to actively support.Congratulations on reading this page - you've just contributed to the income of a nasty company. Now make a donation to charity or summat and redeam yourself.

My Interests

Getting annoyed,

Drinking tea,

Staring and thinking, and then not saying what I was thinking about,

Going missing.

I'd like to meet:

Fat Teens that know how to hunt.

Music:

I like music.

IF YOU ARE AN INDIE BAND ITS NOT WORTH TRYING TO ADD ME BECAUSE YOUR MUSIC SUCKS


Have a look at my list of friends to get an idea.

Movies:

They're good they are.

Television:

Watching mistakes on BBC New 24 and laughing internally.

Books:

Heavy and light ones.

Heroes:

Everyone is flawed somehow.

My Blog

You all owe me.

Nature is incredible.When one thing is out of balance, something else crops up to make it work again.  When one cuts oneself, platelets ensures that blood vessels are fixed through haemostasis.&n...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:56:00 PST

America Live

New Hampshire Primaries - Who's gonna win?Barack Obama will win for the Democrats because Hillary Clinton now looks like a uptight mentalist.  Vox pops of the yanks say they like him because he's...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 08:03:00 PST

Fascists are among us...

Adverts are generally awful, especially this time of year.  The mock friendliness is so sickening, as if it was about giving you a great Christmas, whereas the main goal is shifting circles of pr...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 20 Dec 2007 04:36:00 PST

What I did on my holidays - French gigs and Rods Anglais

Friday November 23rdWe packed the van at our rehearsal rooms and set off to Stoke to fetch Sam's passport.  The journey doen to Newhaven went pretty smoothly and the time went fairly fast, despit...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 04:36:00 PST

How dare she question my professionalism - this will not stand.

The internet - a mythical beast where any subject or taboo is discussed, freely and without hindrance.  Its also a place where the mundane frequently transpires.  It turns out even a boring ...
Posted by Simon on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 07:44:00 PST

I cant dance for shit

I wear a tight black vest top and goggles. You have to be pretty eagle-eyed really......
Posted by Simon on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 05:09:00 PST

Zut alors.

Its almost as if there exist people who don't read this infrequent blog.  The Free Hugs Twats have returned in greater numbers.  I am glad that the new students of Sheffield have not, on the...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST

I do not listen to much pop music

But recently I have been subjected to a hell of a lot of pap, much of it self-inflicted.  Amongst my quite new wibbly-quality digital tv channels that I now receive, I get TMF, which I am reliabl...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:11:00 PST

Do you want a $500 voucher for Macy's?

No, because...1. It would cost me significantly more to get there, and it would not be worthwhile.2.  Its probably not my kind of shop3. I'm unwilling to allow anyone to have any usernames and pa...
Posted by Simon on Tue, 29 May 2007 08:33:00 PST

Madeleine, Maddie, Mad. DIE.

I'm not going to be as tasteless as I was originally planning with this but, isn't the public outcry about that missing girl going way too far?  Why should people 'campaign' to find her?  Un...
Posted by Simon on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:46:00 PST