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I'm Baked

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About Me

You're actually reading this? Wow, I mean, thats okay... I guess I just didn't expect it.
So, now that you've put me on the spot, I have to come up with some bullshit to say about myself?
Alright, here's some fun facts;
I LIKE TO DRINK. and I like to fight.
umm I love Queen. suck it.
I really despise most girls.
I have very little respect for emo kids.
I HATE making plans. I like people who smell good.
I smoke dope, and I love reggae. Typical..
I got way less-cool when I cut of my hawk. My hair probably will never be the same as the last time you saw it.
I like to think of myself as a chameleon. That's CAPTAIN CHAMELEON to you.
I'm generally a happy person, except for when I get angry.
I surround myself with beautiful people. I like when my legs are soft(which isn't so often..).
I could probably kill you.
I HATE the telephone. I only use it when necessary, and if possible, I will text you instead.
I used to be really fat, haha.
I fuckin' hate emo.
Leland from Dog the Bounty Hunter is the hottest person I've ever seen. I'd do him, seriously.
If you don't look like him, don't talk to me.
That last part is a joke. It would be nice if you looked like him though.
My asscrack shows sometimes, so get over it 'cause I don't give a fuck.
I will never be ashamed of what I love.
I really like to laugh.
"To want to be someone else, is a waste of the person you are." Kurt Cobain ♥
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My Interests



muzaak. thats code for music, retard.
MAKEUP!
wow, hair too.
drawing, tattoos, drawing tattoos.
cooking awesome food, eating awesome food.
and all things zebra-print. i guess you could call it a fetish.

I'd like to meet:

I don't need to know anybody special. The bastards I already know are good enough for me!

Music:

Phil Anselmo is a total babe.

Killola are pretty hot right now.

In no particular order: QUEENQUEEN. QUEEN. Toxic Narcotic, Aus Rotten, KEEPIN' 6, VooDoo Glow Skulls, The Bastid Sonz, CRASS, Clit 45, Chixdiggit, Against All Authority, VICE SQUAD, Pantera, The Distillers, Tiger Army, QUEEN, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, Anti-Flag, The Flatliners, Bob Marley, Aretha Franklin, The Brat Attack, QUEEN, The Phenomenauts, Cheap Sex, The Descendants, Homegrown, The Transplants, QUEEN, Dimmu Borgir, The Cheap Suits, Less Than Jake,The Horrorpops, Reel Big Fish, Bad Religion, Alice Cooper, Morbid Angel, Manowar, DropKick Murphys, Mad Caddies, Serial Joe, System Of A Down, Bjork, Kittie, Mindless Self Indulgence, Sloppy Meateaters, Goat Horn, Rancid, Blood Brothers, Marilyn Manson, Dokken, Black Flag, Murderdolls, The Misfits, The Sex Pistols. Who doesn't like the Sex Pistols? and queen. aw, and Ripoff Artist. HOLLAAA

Movies:

Ghost World, The Anarchist Cookbook, Sid & Nancy, In The Army Now

Television:

DOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER MOTHERFUCKS!!! Meet the Barkers

Books:

The Boy Who Kicked Pigs

Heroes:

Freddie Mercury is God.

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My Blog

holy christ

so, today i bought some M&Ms. Peanut ones, cause they're the best.and when i got home, ready to indulge, i noticed that they were PIRATE M&Ms. i nearly shit myself. wait - it gets better. &...
Posted by I'm Baked on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 09:48:00 PST