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Two Mutts

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Well, now I know what my animals get up to when I leave them alone although it does explain the nose prints on my computer monitor. Let this be a lesson to everyone: DO NOT USE YOUR PETS NAMES AS PASSWORDS. All I can say is the dogs better start pulling their own weight if they want to continue to have high speed internet access, fancy kibbles and those special treats they like. So anyway, my dogs have created this myspace page and added people they know plus a few people they only know by smell and bands that they hear me play on the stereo. Unless you know the dogs I don't think they're approving any friend requests.

Hey, where y'all from anyway?

My Interests

Walks, naps, chew toys, squirrels, butt sniffing, running, barking, swimming (Rio), friends, friends butts

I'd like to meet:

The man who invented Snausages.

Music:

Always on, always different

Movies:

Starlight 6

Television:

We like the Gravy Train commercials with the little wagon.

Books:

Lots

Heroes:

Don Quixote

My Blog

Arabia Mountain

We got to go to a place called Arabia Mountain the other day. I don't know why they call it a mountain, it's just a big rock. It's pretty fun though, there weren't any other people or dogs there so ...
Posted by Two Mutts on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 07:49:00 PST

Maybe we can have friends

My dad's friend and that Luna dog came over the other day and, wonder of wonders the queen bitch didn't try to bite her head off. They didn't really play together but they didn't try to kill each oth...
Posted by Two Mutts on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 09:28:00 PST

Moving on

Wow, things sure got quiet around here all of a sudden. One day there are dogs and cats and puppy's jumping all over the place and the next day it's just Jackie and me. Petey was a lot older than we...
Posted by Two Mutts on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 07:03:00 PST

Pitiful Pete, R.I.P.

I've never had the luxury of choosing my pets. They chose me. Petey was the first one to come along. This is her story.I was recently back from Japan and dating mad Margeret. She lived in the Nort...
Posted by Two Mutts on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 05:57:00 PST

Finally!

Our long nightmare has come to an end. The tiny terror has left the building. I don't know what took so long, I knew he had to go from the minute he got here. I just hope my dad doesn't decide to g...
Posted by Two Mutts on Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:27:00 PST

To give him a name is to give him a home.

I found this dog about a week ago and was so sure that someone would be looking for him that I didn't immediately offer him for adoption. He was wearing a collar and although he was flea ridden he di...
Posted by Two Mutts on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:18:00 PST

Jackson: Why has this happened?

OK, I admit that I needed to learn stuff and learn it fast when I came here to live. I didn't know about doing my business outside and all the other things I have to know. But I learned them and now...
Posted by Two Mutts on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 06:57:00 PST

Rio: Youve got to be kidding me

OK, so by now you know that there is another dog staying here with us. What the hell? I mean, Jackson and I have it pretty good here, we have a big yard to play in, regular walks, plenty of food and...
Posted by Two Mutts on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 07:33:00 PST

Jackson: Rio has OCD

Whenever our dad goes away he gives us bones. I'm not a big fan of bones and stuff but I take them just to be polite. Rio loves bones though so when she comes and asks me for my bone I let her take ...
Posted by Two Mutts on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:33:00 PST

Jackson: Lakes. Whatever

I had a fun weekend but it wasn't because we're at a lake. I'm like whatever. In case you don't know, a lake is just like a large waterbowl so you can walk right into it. What kind of dog needs to ...
Posted by Two Mutts on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 06:41:00 PST