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Ginger Vitis

Coffee is for closers.

About Me

I floss, therefore I am. Oh, and I have a miniature sock monkey that gets more action than I do. My goal is to be forgotten when I'm gone and be totally forgettable while I'm here.

My Interests

Flying kites, writing angry letters to Pat Robertson and Lipton Iced Tea, reading food labels, obsessing over the size of Celine Dion's head.

I'd like to meet:

Procter and Gamble, Mr. T, Ralph Wiggum, and Bea Arthur.

Music:

Free To Be You And Me

Movies:

Deliverance - best love story of the 70's. Showgirls - best comedy ever.

Television:

Aerobed Informercial, Matchgame '76, The Electric Company and Walker, Texas Ranger.

Books:

My Life in High Heels, by Loni Anderson. The Joys of Jell-O

Heroes:

The Anal Retentive Chef, Sid and Marty Krofft, Charles Nelson Reilly, Easy Reader, J.P. Patches, Barbara Parkins, circa Valley of the Dolls and Hadji, from Jonny Quest.

My Blog

Now That's Perspective

Even though the world is on the brink of total destruction, Mr. T can still make headlines.  Rock on, T.   PASADENA, Calif., July 13 Mr. T has given himself a makeover.   &...
Posted by Ginger Vitis on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST

A Kitten? Riiiiight.

Presidents Gone Wild - summer vacation edition. MOSCOW, Russia (Reuters) -- Vladimir Putin's decision to stop a small boy as he walked through the Kremlin and kiss his stomach was prompted by a desire...
Posted by Ginger Vitis on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

My Reason For Living

My prayers have finally been answered.  I knew there was a reason I've been kept alive. Mr. T: Take my advice, or else NEW YORK (AP) -- If Dr. Phil can dispense advice, why not Mr. T? The TV Land...
Posted by Ginger Vitis on Fri, 05 May 2006 11:27:00 PST