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About Me

dude, i'm like so fuckin' rad it's like not even funny...i'm so damn rad that 99.999999% of the population can't even handle how rad i am...so instead of subjecting said population to my possibly dangerous radessness (that's now a word 'cause i said so), i just hang out by myself most of the time...totally by choice and not because i have few friends...seriously...i'm very cool...my mom says so...

My Interests

sleeping.
music.
stars.
cars.
tattoos.
the Celtic Football Club.
BMW.
Global.Fascist.Control.Grid.

I'd like to meet:

+artists
+dreamers
+Irish people
+Scottish people
+people who wanna go to space (why wouldn't you?)
+and people who actually like it here.

DO NOT TRY TO ADD ME TO YOUR FRIENDS LIST IF YOU HAVEN'T MESSAGED ME OR I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE. I'M NOT AN ASSHOLE, I JUST DON'T COLLECT MYSPACE FRIENDS LIKE MOST PEOPLE SEEM TO. WORD.

also, if you saw THE FOUNTAIN and didn't like it, don't talk to me.

also also, who the hell keeps reading my book blog and not talking to me? that shit's clownin', dawg.

AIM--- XTimServoX

Music:

The Fountain soundtrack, Melvins, Converge, Mogwai, ALL/Descendents, the Dillinger escape plan, Sonic Youth, Gorilla Biscuits, Jesuit, Misfits, Old Man Gloom, Arab Strap, 7 Seconds, Crash Smash Explode, Kiss it Goodbye, Minor Threat, Facade Burned Black, Billy Joel, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Mastodon, Saul Williams, Neurosis, Saetia, Malcolm Middleton, the Locust, Wolfe Tones, and like other stuff...and stuff......

Movies:

The Fountain, Trainspotting, L.A. Confidential, Kevin Smith flics, Clockwork Orange, Casablanca, LOTR, the Holy Trilogy.

Television:

Mystery Science Theater 3000 (BEST SHOW EVAR!!!!1!!!1!!!11!), the Simpsons, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Kids In the Hall, Futurama, Adult Swim, F1, fitba, Gilmore Girls, Boondocks.

Books:

James Ellroy, Irvine Welsh, A Clockwork Orange, 1984, Arthur C. Clarke, Trinity (Leon Uris).

last read:

"The Silmarillion" by J.R.R. Tolkien,
and "A Year at the Movies" by Kevin Murphy.

currently reading:

"The Green Flag: A History of Irish Nationalism" by Robert Kee.

Heroes:

myself.

My Blog

A Year at the Movies

"Kevin Costner is a cultural criminal and ought to be locked up for crimes against truth and beauty."-Kevin Murphy, "A Year at the Movies"
Posted by tim! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 04:46:00 PST

The Manchurian Candidate

"They all cried. People can certainly carry on, he thought... These were the people who let a war start, then they act surprised when their own son is killed.""He paused, only infintesimally, to try n...
Posted by tim! on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 07:48:00 PST

China Mountain Zhang

"I'd like to continue to make my choices because they fit my life rather than out of some sense of ideology," I say. "In my experience ideology is a lot like religion: it's a belief...
Posted by tim! on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:03:00 PST

Contact

three passages this time: "The artifacts of a sufficiently advanced extraterrestrial civilization would be indistinguishable from magic." "There are huge advertisin...
Posted by tim! on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 08:52:00 PST

Gates of Eden

"I mean I know Kenny's thought processes. After Traveler came out, he had all the fucking money in the world, and all the fucking pussy in the world, you know, more pussy than Jesus. And the apostles....
Posted by tim! on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 12:39:00 PST

The Bedroom Secrets of the Master Chefs

"Scotland: the recipe for disaster. Take a cut of Calvinist repression, sprinkle on some Catholic guilt, add lots of alcohol and cook in a cold, dark, grey oven for three-hundred-odd years. Garnish wi...
Posted by tim! on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 05:47:00 PST

Put A Lid On It

"Jeffords sighed. 'Oh, they never do,' he said. 'It gets them all, though, sooner or later. They've been warned, they know better, they know all the bitter histories, but they just can't help themselv...
Posted by tim! on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 03:58:00 PST

Second Foundation

"Down-down-the results can be followed; and all the suffering that humanity ever knew can be traced to the one fact that ...very few men...in the history of the Galaxy...could reall...
Posted by tim! on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 11:07:00 PST

Moby Dick

"Squeeze! squeeze! squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till i myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me; and i found myself unwi...
Posted by tim! on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 10:48:00 PST

Going Postal

"Never promise to do the possible. Anyone could do the possible. You should promise to do the impossible, because sometimes the impossible was possible, if you could find the right way, and at least y...
Posted by tim! on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 05:35:00 PST