***i am very new to the upper illinois area, and looking for interesting people with which to interact with***
Just another nifty girl let loose on humanity at large. Armed with a kick ass dog and a biting wit, i roam the countrysides in search of intellegent people and wicked new experiences. i am a roller derby girl: i am a proud motorcycle mama with my thumping pretty little 2003 savage, give me a stage and i will be your karaoke queen for the night; i dig buildings, thrill at the sight of old trains and most importantly i love nature, and running around in it: i am honestly never bored: reading signs on road trips gives me great pleasure: i love the smell of newspaper ink: i have incredibly tiny little hands (very cute..but a real pain in the ass when i was trying to learn how to play the geetar): i prefer manual over automatic: i can cook up a storm: the tip of my nose wiggles when i talk: i have chronic hiccoughs(yes that means i have them every day): i can fit myself into eensy weensy spaces (and thus, i will kick your butt at hide and go seek): some of my more interesting professions are as follows-i have worked selling dildos and porn, been a telemarketing taskmaster, can make the prettiest sandwiches your mom has ever seen, was the psychic medium for a small paranormal occurance studies business, scooper of the perfectly formed icecream ball, and graveyard shift UPS truck loader, and i have experience in masonry, carpentry and metalworking...but for right now i am learing the fine art of cocktail manipulation: i am deathly afraid of spiders: i'm fairly proficient in the fine art of tree climbing: i am the clumsiest person you will ever meet, however my lightning quick reflexes ensure that nothing i ever drop will make it to the ground (including myself): i can catch wild animals with my bare hands (snakes, birds, fish, mice, squirrles): no one (not even carnies) have ever guessed my weight right: street lamps have a creepy habit of turning off suddenly as i walk towards/under them: i almost always smell good, but never like anything specific: i love more than is healthy, and i hate more than is normal. hit me and we'll blow up together (AIM niftychicky83)..
yup..i'm lame and actually spent time doing this.
