How's Your Yacht, You Poser? |
I Love Sniffin' Me Bleedin' Keyboard,It Smehells Like A Fookin' Valley Filled With Glass, Silicone.Hey:Dreamt Of A Haitian Cajun Vagrant Last Night,And Woke Up Like From A Nightmare When, In French, I...
Posted by Chet Smeltzer on Mon, 08 May 2006 01:42:00 PST |
More Pork! |
Read This In An Italian Leftist Newspaper This Sunday, By Some Anonymous American Sun-Soaked Renegade (I know Him, But I Can't Reveal, Captain):"Haven't Heard A Fuggin' Peep From The People Off Bourbo...
Posted by Chet Smeltzer on Fri, 05 May 2006 01:17:00 PST |
Canned Crapsicles |
Guns Are A Pretty Good Idea. Monkeys All Over Here, Spilling Jizz Off Their Plates And Who's Gonna Be The One To Clean It All Up, Jesus Christ Of Nazarelia..Though, I Gotta Say, I Really Like The Outf...
Posted by Chet Smeltzer on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 01:36:00 PST |
Parched For Punch |
Jesus Christ, I was fighting on the streets all night last night, I swear to fucking God there were at least 30 wolverines with bats and chains and frothing rabies and fuck did I ever come down like t...
Posted by Chet Smeltzer on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST |
You Stay Classy! |
HAHAHAHAHOOOOOO!!!!On vacation in South Patagonia, running up and down the gilded boardwalks in the sunset, diving into ocean-seas, bathed in golden light.BRROOOAARRRRCH!Goddam, my tits itch.Tropical ...
Posted by Chet Smeltzer on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 12:48:00 PST |
Masters Of Face-Washing, Smoke And Cockney-Talk |
Carte-Blanche For Chimney Sweeps Around Here.Too Many Minstrels Getting Stuck In The Pipes, We're Waking Up And The House Stinks Like Blackened, Burnt Singer-Songwriters.Hear It Tastes Like Chicken.Ca...
Posted by Chet Smeltzer on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 11:03:00 PST |
Dollops More!! Dollops More! Please, Please, Now And On Forevermore |
Canned curries, crap-waxers, and coalsacks, piss-mixers and blenders, and boozes, all FREE!!YES, Ladies and Mendelssons, the era has besieged us! Let your bowels down and come experience life as it wa...
Posted by Chet Smeltzer on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST |
