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div Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms Sex with an accountant = Boregasms Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms Sex while broke = Poorgasms Sex with a lion = Roargasms Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms Sex on a golf course = Foregasms Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms Sex on the beach = Shoregasms Sex when you get an award = Honogasms Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms Sex in the vicinity of garbage can = odorgasms Sex on the way to the train = All aboardgasms Sex that isn't very satisfying = there's the doorgasms Sex during hay fever season = Sporegasms Sex using plastic cutlery = Sporkgasms Sex with a Medieval poet = Troubadorgasms Sex in an adult theater = Hardcoregasms Sex with conquering Spaniards = Conquistadorgasms Sex with someone not paying attention = Ignorgasms Sex with a competitive partner = scoregasms Sex in a firehouse = Firedoorgasms Sex with an Icelandic singer = Bjorkgasms Sex with the host of a horrible t.v. show = Pauly Shoregasms Sex with a cookie = Oreogasms Sex while flying = Soargasms Sex with a bugle player = Horngasms Sex with an astronaut who didn't make it into space = Abortgasms Sex with a beloved partner = Adoregasms Sex with a meat eater = Carnivoregasms Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo = Pompadoregasms Sex with someone who has really bad taste in clothes = Velourgasms Sex while sightseeing = Tourgasms Sex with a big dog = Labradorgasms Sex with Beavis and Butthead = Gonnascoregasms Sex during an earthquake = Tremorgasms Sex on farm implements = Tractorgasms Sex with Thomas Edison = Inventorgasms Sex with a construction worker = Contractorgasms Sex at a symphony orchestra = Conductorgasms Sex with a person who examines dead bodies = Coronergasms Sex on the stairs at the mall = Escalatorgasms Sex while hopelessly drunk on shooters = Liquorgasms Sex with a possessive partner = Yourgasms Sex with Frankenstein's assistant = Igorgasms Sex with three of your friends = Fourgasms Sex with a Norse God = Thorgasms Sex when resistance is futile = Borggasms Sex without a climax = Nogasms
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My Interests

Music, liberal politics, and community service

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Music:

Deadsy, HIM, The Vines, Dresden Dolls, Souxie and the Banshees, Orgy, Death Cab for Cutie, Ashba, Jet, Quincy Punx, Snow Patroll, Ballyhoo, IZ, Anti-Flag, Jack Johnson, The Format, Dead Kenedys, the Aqua Bats, Social Distortion, The Distillers, Beautiful Creatures, AFI, The Postal Service, Cesars, Robin Black and the Intergalactic Rockstars, The Smiths, The Strokes, Motley Crue, Cold, Bright Eyes, Coal Chamber, Pennywise, Lost City Angels, Ash.... to name a very few

Movies:

Velvet Goldmine, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Hard Core Logo, anything Tim Burton, anything Stanley Kubrick, Empire Records, The Matrix, Frida

Television:



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Books:


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Heroes:

Jimmy Page, Nikki Sixx, Ben Gibbard, Davey Havok, Amanda Palmer, Mike Ness, Jhonen Vasquez, Scooter Ward, Conor Oberst, John Lydon, Dj Ashba, Tavisha Wolfgarth Simons, Rikki Simons, and anyone else who's not afraid to pick up a guitar, a pen, or a microphone and tell the world what they think

My Blog

life sux and then you dye your hair black

God i'm so emo I love it, I torture you all with my depressed musings and horrible poetry, I have no job and I hate all you productive people who do, you all suck I hope you die horribly&nbs...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

Spoiled and happy!

So I officially love Ojai, today I went to  Rainbow Bridge the whole foods store and bought the most delicious chocolate bar ever it's dark chocolate and orange, plus it's Enviornmentally Fr...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 04:40:00 PST

Argh, Damn It!

so I have to get a health screening to get my new job, so I have to go the free clinic, which is packed with people or so I was informed yesterday after I navigated their automated telephone system fo...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 10:03:00 PST

Ahh, for those who complain about my lack of updating

So I obviously haven't posted in more than a year, good lord, how to catch up (don't ask me why just humor me), started raving again, I guess. First off, don't look at me like that those of you w...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

Is it possible

It took me a very long time to pinpoint just what went so wrong last night, and then it hit me, it was like being back in high school again, it was just like being at a highschool dance and suddenly s...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 10:58:00 PST

Dancer Shattered- A Poem

What shimmers in the corner of my eye, what lies buried underneath the skins I keep so separated, as I rise in the early morning on satin tiptoes to greet the rolling fog, as groaning bones resist the...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 04:37:00 PST

It's hard to Vote when you have no car...

Stuck at home because I wrecked my car, so I had to walk to the polls to vote, took me an hour to get there, so what now bitches? why didn't you vote? huh what's your excuse? It's your fucking fu...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 12:36:00 PST

boring update on life

Haven't blogged in forever, as am busy most of the time (severe understatement) am going to college and majoring in Planetary Geology, although am thinking of a switch to Astrophysics. Working on a co...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 11:05:00 PST

Forked [Fucked?] Tongue - A poem

shivering the slippery truthes of my existance wrapped in delicate accented sylables fall to shatter on the sun baked earth I offer no great pretention as to who I am simply the truth should you care ...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Fri, 07 Oct 2005 07:08:00 PST

giggles

<img src="http://images.quizilla.com/C/cozmicstar/1102883796_ctur essexy.jpg" border="0" alt="sexy"><br>You're a sexy girl! You are beautiful, and  you<br>love attention from guy...
Posted by Wow! Oh my God Wow! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST