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Hazel

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About Me

This needs updating. It also needs something purple. Purple is a good colour.
Yes, my 'about' page is dominated by a bunch of lists. What's a girl to do?
'IRL': Obviously my name isn't actually Illyria Adriatic, my parents were never actually hippies. So who the hell am I? I'm Hazel. Ok, so perhaps my parents weren't completely unaffected by the hippy movement that shrouded their youth. Not that I'm complaining: I like plants. Want to know what else I like? Well, by golly, you've come to the right place!
Currently: I am reading Fine Art and English Literature at a charming English University. Consequently I no longer live at home, but share a University-owned house with 5 other girls. As such I am drowning in a flood of oestrogen, which is as sticky and unpleasant as it sounds.
I believe Uni mechanics are now being bred in captivity in an attempt to avert extinction.
Bands & music: I'm into quite a range of music which includes some artists that I am frankly ashamed of. Then again, everyone has guilty secrets where music is concerned (you know you love Phil Collins too). At the moment, though, I'm getting obsessed with indie music. And I'm not talking Killers and Franz Ferdinand when I say that (although I do enjoy a good bout of both from time to time). No, I am referring to the largely unheard of (and compulsorily five+ syllables-long named) producers of 10 minute instrumentals. Not everyones cup of Grande Decaff Mocha Late, I know, but there you go. Anyroad, below is a handy (but greatly abbreviated) list of artists that I would gladly walk barefoot to Padua for. Take a look and have a jolly good time alternately laughing and nodding your head in concurrence.
    The Decemberists Namlessnumberheadman Foo Fighters Audioslave Jimmy Eat World Karine Polwart Nerina Pallot The Arcade Fire The Magic Numbers David Bowie Elliott Smith Damien Rice Regina Spektor! Bush The Libertines The Smiths Leonard Cohen Freddie Stevenson Alanis Morissette I could honestly do this for hours, but I'll spare you, and myself. I think you get the general idea.

Literature: Writing 'Literature' makes me feel smarter. I'm sure you understand. I'm sure you can also forgive me for again resorting to a list; just because I'm reading English Literature doesn't mean that I feel like writing essays in my spare time (eww). I do, however, enjoy perusing the following pieces of brilliance.
    The Catcher in the Rye - JD Sallenger Memoirs of a Geisha - Arthur Golden Harry Potter - some English chick. I think her name is Jo? Goodbye to Berlin - Christopher Isherwood Anything that comes from the mind or mouth of Oscar Wilde Keats' Odes (The ballads drive me berserk) Shakespeare - specifically 12th Night and R&J Emotionally Wierd - Kate Atkinson The Queen of the Tambourine - Jane Gardam

Films: List ahoooy!
    12th Night. Yes, I do mean the one with Ben Kinglsly in. He is Feste-licious, with a hey-ho the wind and the rain. Fifth Element Eternal Sunshine - Despite the number of times I've seen it, I always sit and wait for Jim Carrey to pull a funny face. But he never does... House of Flying Daggers You, Me & Everyone we Know Lost in Translation Whale Rider Death to Smoochie. This is a beautiful, beautiful thing. I Pirates of the Caribbean. This is more of a general obsession than a favourite. Orlando Amelie! K PAX. Oh, Kevin Spacey... The Lion King, The Jungle Book, Aladdin, Robbin Hood, The Sword in the Stone, Beauty and the Beast The Last Unicorn Benny & Joon Everything is Illuminated. Putz! Schmuck! Schmendrik! Shakespeare in Love Practical Magic Labyrinth. Bowie + Lycra + glitter = joy Kung Pow The Storyteller. I'm a woozle Pride and Prejudice. NOT the new version, the BBC one starring the talented Mr. Firth. As Good as it Gets - "Good times, noodle salad"

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TV: This is where I reveal that I'm actually a sad act anime fan. Or rather, where I reveal that I used to be heavily into anime and still have appreciation for enough shows to make a list. I shall now make that list, and simultaneously wave goodbye to any good opinion you may have had of me.
  • Noir
  • FMA
  • Azumanga Dioh
  • R.O.D.
  • Here and There, Then and Now
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • My Interests

    Music:

    Adam Ant, Alanis Morissette, The Album Leaf, Alkaline Trio, American Analog Set, The Arcade Fire, Ash, Audioslave, Broken Social Scene, Billy Talent, Brand New, Bright Eyes, Bush, Chris Cornell, Coldplay, The Corrs, The Cure, Damien Rice, David Bowie, The Decemberists, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Don McLean, Do Say Make Think, Elliott Smith, Explosions In The Sky, The Flaming Lips, Foo Fighters, Franz Ferdinand, Freddie Stevenson, Garbage, The Get Up Kids, Idlewild, Iron & Wine, Jimmy Eat World, Jose Gonzalez, KT Tunstell, The Killers, Leonard Cohen, The Libertines, Lifehouse, M83, The Mad Caddies, The Magic Numbers, Manitoba, Menomena, Mogwai, Modest Mouse, Muse, Namelessnumberheadman, Nerina Pallot, Nirvana, The Notwist, Pixies, Plus/Minus [+/-], The Postal Service, Queen, Radiohead, Reel Big Fish, R.E.M., Ratatat, Regina Spektor!, Sheryl Crow, The Smiths, Soundgarden, Spiraling, Steriophonics, Suzanne Vega, Texas, Travis, The Unicorns, The Verve, Wolf Parade, Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

    My Blog

    Calling all pickpockets!

    I have decided to carry my camera around with me pretty much everywhere because I want to take many pictorialicious photos on a daily basis. So if you have ever get a kleptomaniac urge that ...
    Posted by Hazel on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 03:53:00 PST

    Buddha is my new Buddha

    When you are unenlightened, mountains are mountains and rivers are rivers.  as you approach Enlightenment, mountains are not mountais and rivers are not rivers.  When you have achieved Enlig...
    Posted by Hazel on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 01:28:00 PST

    In retrospect

    I wish that I had worn my glasses.  And stopped after the shot which made me lose count. Because I never knew your name.  And now I can't remember your face....
    Posted by Hazel on Tue, 16 May 2006 10:47:00 PST

    I'm so witty!

    online no one can hear you lie. Now scream (suck).
    Posted by Hazel on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 12:31:00 PST

    Jesus H. Christ!

    Someone has eaten my fucking coffee ice-cream... Hundreds of whiney emo songs suddenly make sense to me.
    Posted by Hazel on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 12:52:00 PST

    Coffee icecream

    Is frozen love.  But my stomach seems to disagree;  Oh stomach!  If only you were an unneccesary organ - like that extra kidney or second lung we posess - then I would bloodil...
    Posted by Hazel on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 05:16:00 PST

    Salad and Facon Sandwitches

    Delicious; what the french call a certain, I don't know what.
    Posted by Hazel on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 11:21:00 PST