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andrew

a.k.a J0cK

About Me

My mother once said to me that we were not from this planet, the longer I spend here, the more I believe her.

My Interests

Things that interest me. They are interesting, those things.

I'd like to meet:

Nice Freaks and Nolberto Solano Oh and it would be nice to have a drink with Jean Reno, maybe Bill Murray, he seems like a fairly nice chap in his films.

Music:

Yes, I really like music, it sounds all so very musical.

Movies:

We dont watch "movies" we watch films. Pronounced Fil-ems where Im from.

Television:

I do try to avoid the idiot box, but if I watch it then: Comedy mainly, Mighty Boosh, Black Books, Anything by Chris Morris, Arrested Development, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy etc etc Oh and I am a sad sad sky sports news addict.. width="425" height="350" ..

Books:

Hmm, Martin Millar, Paulo Cuelo, Hunter S Thompson, Haruki Murakami, JRR Tolkien, Alan Moore, The Dictionary, JD Salinger, Jack Kerouac, it's actually quite difficult to think of peoples names, I like books.

Heroes:

Judge Dredd, Les Ferdinand, Nolberto Solano, Douglas Bader, John Carter the Warlord of Mars, DR & Quinch, My dad, because this is his favourite musician! .. width="425" height="350" .. And Gran D, because, no-one drinks tea like Gran D. This fella! Right turn Clyde!
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My Blog

Fools and their money

Fuck it, why is it other people who think of ways to part fools from their money? DUBLIN, Ireland - Two Irishmen have set up a business selling soil to nostalgic Irish-Americans who want a handful of ...
Posted by andrew on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:03:00 PST

Real man

In these times when a football player cannot play due to a "tight-hamstring" "stomach bug" or a "pulled groin muscle", there are real men playing rugby! Australia's Fijian-born No8 Jone Tawake has had...
Posted by andrew on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 11:23:00 PST

Monkey Update

Children wearing blue face paint have been banned from a display at Twycross Zoo, Warwickshire, after they scared three marmoset monkeys. Keepers were mystifi ed about why the animals dashed around in...
Posted by andrew on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:59:00 PST

TERROR MONKEYS

TERROR MONKEYS Harassed commuters using the underground system in Delhi, India, have a new champion. For months, passengers have been ter-rorised by gangs of monkeys which board the trains and then wr...
Posted by andrew on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 07:47:00 PST

why-aye-mon-woman-mon

Jamaican accent for Geordie woman 9.30AM, Tue Jul 4 2006 A Geordie woman has emerged from a stroke speaking with a Jamaican accent. Linda Walker, a 60-year-old former university administrator, had su...
Posted by andrew on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 04:56:00 PST