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theoretically honest

we are here in human form to learn by the human hieroglyphs of love and suffering -old man burroughs

About Me

Well for those of you who don't know me, you should section off your living room into four equal parts. Make sure each part is distinct and different. Now i want you to sit in each part and nail a board to a particular appendage that corresponds the most strongly to the particular feeling given to you by the section of the room you are sitting in right at that time. wait a minute, what were we talking about?

My Interests

You know i';m interested in liberation yo! Maybe yo mind is a batttle field. The cannon ball strikes somewhere and sometimes you will find that a quick step to the left might just save your little life but then again you might think twice. Somebodys gotta go and the cannon just blows unabashedly and fervently with no target at all. You think yo steppin was a wise decision? what about the guy that got a cannonbal in his FRIGGIN foot and got infected and started decomposing into some strange light-like situation in which he resembled a trillion spirals metlting into each other like a brilliant friggin light gasm and he yelled acute shimmering liscenses over all the fraggmented arrays of life (youve)(meve) managed to gather. ?Truth like razor wire and jilted saving grace!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who could remove this slight bother I have. You see I am very much contaminated and my body is suffering the concequences. If you are fluent in psychoclogical maladies I could very much use an antidote. perhaps we could work some sort of trade. my mind is quite aggitated by trades or bartering of any kind you see but I manage to painfully move my way through things that are ADVERSE to my psyche. It is only a matter of associating the steps towards completion of my goal with things that I am comfortable with, which are quite few I'm afraid but don't you worry about me. Just PLEASE help me...

Music:

music is soooooo last year. what you need is some of dem damn old electron shocks to the head boy! Whoooooo eeee! thats dreamin right there!

Movies:

movies...riiiiiiiiight I suppose films are skewed little anti realities I should go spend my time in! I have no actual connection to these spear-o-mints other than the fresh breath! You put your ideas into my brain to digest....well then you summamagun I'll take two please!

Television:

televisions are steadily becoming obsolete. books are on the way in baby. These things are awesome! They have pages and everything.

Books:

What the hell is a book?!!!! (incidently the most amazing peace of mind was represented as a buddhist mandala and constantly created over and over again and the words the words the words are never gonna stop. They are the dresses worn by the spirits of the pulsing rhythm! Momma don't stop me now I've got gold in my pen and atom bombs in my soul! It's time to crash and burn! Then its nothin then its nothin)

Heroes:

i'm probably my own hero, since I'm pretty sure i'm the only person I know who is real. seriously. The rest of you are goshdarned dirty robots and will have no homage. So if I go insane...please keep your wires out of my brain

My Blog

a guide to infinity and the knowhow of saints

..TR> I perused the bloody fanletter. It seemed to be written to a cult leader who survived the hungarian revolution and started drinking blood as a result. The letter itself was thin and smudged lik...
Posted by theoretically honest on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 07:00:00 PST

must not fear this faith

Gods mouth was wet and willing so I climbed in. Saliva soaked my fetal form and I enjoyed peace in predigestion. Is there life after death I asked, and He answered yes. I shook under this dialogue, fo...
Posted by theoretically honest on Wed, 25 Jun 2008 09:12:00 PST

no more poopin and stoopin

I reached for the buttons with a look on my face like: I'm just livin, how are you? The buttons wouldn't go man like just fuckin go button take me there, I just need to see as I clicked nervously the ...
Posted by theoretically honest on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:01:00 PST

gonna put a lid on my leaky

is it possible to love and hate ? to destroy and create? I think as of late my brain is shifty this balance is real I hope and not another rope a dope cause I'm sayin that I'm coooooool but seriously ...
Posted by theoretically honest on Thu, 01 May 2008 08:32:00 PST

a boy and his blog

zero ambition the death throws of honesty seeing through the fog of digital masturbation to find my answer a blog about blogging a word born in the womb of the "new" millinium I don't suppose I can bu...
Posted by theoretically honest on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:16:00 PST

picnic table bodhisattvas

    My vision shook as my steed's clumsy foot came down hard on the dry desert ground."Those are the first words?""yeah, I guess so..."    The sun was dipping slowly behi...
Posted by theoretically honest on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 07:48:00 PST

a metaphor for the willing

"I remember that poster. It had like fifty smiley faces, all of them different.""Ha ha yeah, It was hanging right over there."The wall was bare now. Blood spattered all over in strange criss cross pat...
Posted by theoretically honest on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 04:34:00 PST

words for lovers

WHAT IF ITS NOTHIN?whatif I wereto be a rockand not to roll? causewords is words and clowns is clownsbut if you weres on the highway and you weres brokedownswould you takes a minute to call your frind...
Posted by theoretically honest on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 02:34:00 PST

ripper out my heart (noones fault)

ah who cares anyway? I have systematically stopped, and the end is coming. soon the effects of your indifference will be as substantial as they deserve to be. silly willy nilly philly, what is it r...
Posted by theoretically honest on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 08:33:00 PST

here it is

I kinda realized that not many of my friends have read my writing. I wrote this several years ago. Its a good example of the stuff I wanna do. Not good as in quality, good as in representative. please...
Posted by theoretically honest on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 09:35:00 PST