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I'm a performance artist with a flair for the offensive. I've toured all over New England as well as NYC, NJ, PA and KY. Trying to break the taboos that conservative society have placed on the english language as well as society itself, a true word warrior and enemy of the stupid and ignorant, I look forward to a day in which we are all truly enlightened or they issue a permit to hunt morons. (I have the distinction of being kicked out of a coffeehouse in KY by long distance telephone during a feature, all because of the "C" word.) I've also been involved in many plays and performance pieces as well as working for both Spooky World(R.I.P.) and Walt Disney World (ugh!). I'm a vegetarian and animal rights activist and I just got married to the love of my life and soulmate (Holly) in a fairytale wedding in a castle in NH.
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Evil, Satanic, and Horror pictures
My score on The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test :
Zombie Master.
(You scored 65% survivability and 55% kickass-ability!)
You were born for z-day. Not only will you be killing zombies left and right, but you will be leading the other survivors. You will be the one making decisions and the person who is looked to for advice. Congratulations!
Link: The Non-lame Zombie Survival Test ( OkCupid Free Online Dating ) Which Horror Movie Stereotype Are You?
You are the Killer! You might as well be the spawn of Satan. You have no soul, no remorse...plus, you are unkillable. They pretty much have to saw off your head in order for you to die. You get your jollies from mutilating sluts and assholes...but because you are evil, you must die...too bad, so sad...
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What kind of Zombie are you?
You are a Return of the Living Dead Zombie. You were brought back from the grave by exposure to 245-Trioxin. You crave the heavenly taste of spicy brains to stop the pain of being dead. You are virtually indestructible, as even burning you up will create Zombie Rain and raise more zombies.
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Cornbugs "Spot The Psycho"

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Plastic Ono Band -(Live)Peace In Toronto - 1969

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Fairies Wear Boots Black Sabbath

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Black Sabbath - Snow Blind

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Black Sabbath - Symptom Of The Universe live 78

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Celtic Frost - Return To The Eve

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Yer Blues - John Lennon & The Platic Ono Band - Toronto - 1969

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My Interests

Poetry

Horror Movies

Clowns

Pirates

I'd like to meet:

I'm here to meet anyone who likes poetry, horror movies, clowns, great music and the dark underbelly of life.

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I'm here to share my work with others and build ties with poetry, performance art and haunting communites to grow as an artist, make friends and have fun.

God Warrior
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The reason why clowns are scary.

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Music:

Heavy Metal

Yoko Ono

Judas Priest

Village People

FEAR

Marilyn Manson

David Bowie
DethKlok

DethKlok

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Movies:


The Nightmare Before Christmas

Memento

Fight Club

Natural Born Killers

The Exorcist

2000 Maniacs

Pulp Fiction

Amores Perros

Fear And Lothing In Las Vegas

And the movies I've been in:



Television:

M.A.S.H.

Who's Line Is It Anyways?
Family Guy

Iron Chef

The Office

My Name Is Earl

Books:



Writers:

Chuck Palahniuk

David Sedaris

Heroes:

Yoko Ono

Charles Bukowski

Hunter S. Thompson

William S. Burroughs

Andy Kaufman

Johnny Cash

Henry Rollins

THE GOD WARRIOR

My Blog

New Piece

Signs of Job Security (thank god for the dumb)     My job is frustrating and I thought I heard it all I thought I've logged all the brainless questions from the millions of obtuse and vacu...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 04:24:00 PST

new piece

The games boys play   sitting at work inside the giant marble donut the lobby filled with students from all over New England conversations rising to cacophony   looking over the crowd I noti...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST

something new I'm trying

Fat Cunts on Acid   twirling twirling pinwheels                           &n...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 12:19:00 PST

New piece

The eyes of Tom Warrior   When he talks to you he stares straight into your eyes those eyes eyes you've stared at for over 20 years in magazines and on records   the sheer intensity is almo...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 11:56:00 PST

*sigh*

It becomes increasing harder to deal with the public these days. Every minute of every day, the same questions when most of the answers are right in front of them. There was a time when folks came to...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 09:11:00 PST

here's a treat, NEW POETRY!!!!!!!!!

Bad mood   I was a bear something was just not right I was stomping around huffing and puffing banging stuff around   She said; "What's wrong with you?"   I didn't know   All I kne...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:04:00 PST

Choppy's review of Slither

YEA YEA YEA!Great flick!It was cheesy, grose and very cool.Not scary, but a great B movieloved it loved it loved it!Not the best horror movie I've seen but it was sure better than most of the crap tha...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 07:20:00 PST

Choppy's review of The Hills Have Eyes remake

Finally an awsome remake. I loved this film. Its pure 70s style horror fun. Its even better than the first one, then again the first one was not that good, but a classic. It follows the same story ...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:18:00 PST

Choppy's review of Stay Alive

Crap
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 01:15:00 PST

Choppy's reviews - Night Watch

  I had heard about this vaguely through channels but never heard really anything about it. The film had a limited release in independent theaters, but didnt last long.When I finally got the chan...
Posted by Choppy the Rat on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 10:43:00 PST