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runswithscissors

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About Me

i am a real person that says what she thinks, well... except at work where i would get fired or burned at the stake. i like to say fuck...a lot. i know it's a bad habit, but it is better than heroin. i am very loyal to my friends family and husband. i still like to flirt mind you, i'm not dead for fucks sakes. i believe in kharma, if you screw someone over watch out it will come back to you three times as bad. i never talk about people behind their backs. i never treat people badly or disrespect them, until they totally deserve it. i love fuzzy cute animals and like to eat the ugly ones.


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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.
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My Interests

blood, zombies, blood, becoming more social...er, well being more social with like minded people, vampires, getting a real job, oh yeah a sweet real job like in a morgue or something...where the clients are dead and do not yell at you. corpses, boots, zombie tag, killing my tv, darkness, duct tape, storms, old houses, ruins, screaming, winter, insanity, the smell of rain in summer, pinups not porn, unless it is the funny type...like freakshow, smashing stupidity and scraping it off my boots, profanity, lots and lots of fucking profanity, serial killers, guns, plastic sheeting, shiny pointy things, crime scene photos, listening to the trees at night, embalming fluid, sideshow freaks, soap, kitties, reading books and comics, horror movies, coffee, tattoos, body modification, caves, space monkeys, the taint, developing skills, music, bile, friends, makeup, fire, looking at pretty tattooed girls, collecting skulls, strawberries, bones, doing artsy stuff, antique douche bags, rain, arguing with the voices in my head, bats, breaking stuff, becoming independently wealthy, and hugging and squeezing and loving my fluffy kids. collecting toys

I'd like to meet:

people i can be myself around that will not judge me no matter how weird or drunk or violent i get. people i can cus, drink and smoke around. people that will help me get rid of the body. people with wood chippers, people that challenge me, make me laugh, scare me, surprise me, teach me, make me stronger, keep me from destroying the world, spilling blood, and becoming a vegetarian. oh yeah, monica bellucci and christian bale.

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Music:

wow, so many kreatures of the night what beautiful music they make... here i go!!!! rob zombie, thrill kill cult, johnny hollow, cornbugs, mazzey star, combichrist, ramones, joy division, the cramps, the cure, kraft work, rosetta stone, sheep on drugs, kmfdm, skinny puppy, bauhaus, peter murphy, velvet acid christ, gus gus, meat beat manifesto, vision opaque, goldfrapp, lords of acid, razed in black, nitzer ebb, voltaire, cafe voltaire, this mortal coil, switchblade symphony, nin, london after midnight, julie cruise, alien sex fiend, the works of john carpenter, the pixies, beborn beton, aphex twin, orbital, the orb, ladytron, fiend flug, erase the virus , crossbreed, dead can dance, nina simone, fischerspooner, wumpscut, dead milkmen, tool, ministry, q tip, 808 state, bigod 20, analog pussy, astrix, billy holiday, bt, church of extacy, the cruxshadows, the crystal method, daft punk, electricsky church, dj shadow, goblin, infected mushroom, juno reactor, massive attack, new order, peaches, prodigy, underworld, psychocharger...

Movies:

equilibrium, the thing, mad monster party, evil dead, army of darkness, american psycho, the crow, eraser head, meet the feebles, heavenly creatures, boondock saints, underworld, doom generation, dead ringers, henry portrait of a serial killer, the machinist, house by the cemetary, the fog, brain dead or dead alive(same movie), pink flamingos, hairspray, friday the 13th, wild at heart, blue velvet, nude for satan, dagon, ginger snaps, ginger snaps 2, MAY, happy birthday to me, prom night, carrie, crash(David Cronenberg's version) bad taste, fight club, interview with a vampire, the people under the stairs, parents, freaks, donnie darko, in the mouth of madness, nightmare before xmas, the last unicorn, dracula, dark city, lord of illusions, night breed, slither, brotherhood of the wolf, hellraiser, pecker, prince of darkness, the howling, children of the corn, pet cemetary, deep red, zombie, opera, lost highway, eraserhead, twin peaks fire walk with me, mulholland drive, dune, serenity, freaked, session 9, rabid, drop dead gorgeous, lost boys, conan the barbarian, city of lost children, beast master, night of the comet, chronos, reanimator, bride of the reanimator, supertoopers, texas chainsaw masacre, exorcist, all the nightmare on elm streets, halloween, the ring, suspiria, tourist trap, all the blade movies, cannibal holocaust, all of the Masters of horror collection, inferno, spider baby, day of the dead, dawn of the dead, 28 days later, rabid, the hills have eyes(origional not the remake), house of 1000 corpses, the hunger, devil's rejects, the audition, visitor Q, ringu, old boy, shaun of the dead, a room with a view, ann of green gables, ravenous, they live...

Television:

Invader Zim!!!, Southpark, squidbillys, metalapocolyps, Red Dwarf, firefly, Sopranos, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, and back in the day creature feature(old school)dark shadows, elvira, tales from the darkside, munsters, addams family
What vampire would you be?

 
Vampire of Seduction
Who say's killing cant be fun? As lovly as you are, you must be the Love god/ess of Vampires everywere. The opposite as well as the same sex are oeverwhelmed by you. You play with their senses before you puncture to the death.
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Books:

lost souls, books of blood, hot blood series(all of them!!!), love in vein( anything by poppy z. brite), drawing blood, anything by brett easton ellis, anything by kim harrison, guily pleasures, the laughing corpse, circus of the damned, the lunatic cafe, bloody bones( anything by laurel k. hamilton), snow crash, hellbound heart, invisible monsters, haunted, fight club, survivor, (anything by Chuck Palinuck), fetish art books, pinup art books, tattoo art books...fangoria, rue morgue, bizarre magazinesTake the quiz:
Which of the four crownprinces of Hell are you?

Belial
Belial is the mercyless darkness incarnate, considered to be Devil's son on Earth, or even a variation of the Dark Lord. He is wicked, strong and represents sin - or rather the carnal side of Man, but also a lot of common sense. Associated with icy cold, lightless and unforgiving North. Also possibly with waste, ruins and death. Mostly, he is lawless, godless and without master although master over several - , dependant only on himself, preserving himself and surviving.
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Heroes:

my mother, my mother in law, my husband, my friends, anyone that can get through all this shit and not give up the fight or loose their spirit. anyone that is nice to people in the service industries!!! anyone that tips well, basically not a complete ass.....my mom and i just got the same tattoo that she drew...my mom rawks!!! and i just love this picture.....it pretty much sums it all up for me :)

My Blog

monkey brains

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Posted by runswithscissors on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 07:54:00 PST

yay

You Are Bad Girl Sexy Girl, you are nothing but trouble. And that's hot.You've got the classic bad girl sexiness mojo going on.And your badass attitude makes men fear you - and crave you.Don't ...
Posted by runswithscissors on Mon, 07 Aug 2006 05:20:00 PST

how to survive a horror movie

1. When it appears that you have killed the monster, never check to see if it's really dead. 2.       If you find that your house a) is built upon or near a cemetery, b)...
Posted by runswithscissors on Wed, 03 May 2006 07:33:00 PST

fucking tagged? corncobb broke my cherry

 The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule cle...
Posted by runswithscissors on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 06:48:00 PST

fucking yellow plague of pollen

i will never ever get out of the south!!!! every year, every year, every year fucking pollen everywhere!!! i want to scream and shout and punch and kick and mame and stick a ice pick in my eye.  ...
Posted by runswithscissors on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:36:00 PST

yay blood gore and creatures!!!

ok, something to look forward to. 2 days off in a row and i get to go see slither this afternoon!!! gotta go rescue my monkey slipper from my dog!!!
Posted by runswithscissors on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 12:35:00 PST

fun filled friday night

wow, i have the whole night free and nothing to do but laundry and stare at the god box, fuck i have gotten soooo boring!!!!
Posted by runswithscissors on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 04:48:00 PST