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About Me

I just graduated with a degree in Geology. When I grow up, I want to be Queen of the Universe. I want a husband. That makes me throw up in my mouth. I do hair and makeup. I am a stylist. I am also my only client. lol. I appreciate great design aesthetic.
"Assimilation robs queer identity of anything meaningful, relevant, or challenging" - MATTILDA

My Interests

+++ molotov cocktails, paleontological expeditions, the entire cross country team, black wool sweaters, ankle boots, queer activism, abortion, dumpster diving, general cultural agitation, dirty jockstraps, cruising in libraries, showtunes, truckstops, bicycle lanes, trekking, five-finger discount, james perse shirts, bicuriosity
- - - patriarchy, scientific racism, holocaust denial, the prison-military-industrial complex, played out gay shit, hrc, kitschy rainbow shit, automobiles, CFCs, mountaintop removal, global warming, hegemony, sherpa boots, white people that say nigg, str8 boys, unrequited love, etc.

I'd like to meet:

queers. friends, hippies, leftists, real chill dykes, faggots, 17 year olds, fashionistas, a new geometry of the body, cute boys on the soccer team, Mr. Right, etc.

Music:

Movies:

hedwig and the angry inch, gay shit, action movies, hypermasculinity on parade, documentaries, gay porn, youtube.

Television:

is furniture.

Books:

Heroes:

not a goddamn one of y'all.

My Blog

The Weather and the Condition of the Roads (a poem)

Do you remember back in Februarywhen it snowed all night?6 inches, maybe 6 and a half.The next morning I spun off the road-a little too wreckless-and had to dig myself out of the snow.6 inches, maybe ...
Posted by John on Fri, 30 May 2008 10:21:00 PST

_______revolver (a poem)

Do you know when it waswhen we touched each other for the longest we've ever touched?It was October 15th, 2004.I was on my back, bleeding,and you were holding myhand. (lol.)We were getting matching be...
Posted by John on Fri, 30 May 2008 08:38:00 PST

Day-old Doughnuts (a poem)

Eclairs wrapped in cling-film"two for the price of one!"in a basket on the counter:my new guilty pleasure.They don't always make it in the basket, eclairs are usually gone by noon,even the fresh ones....
Posted by John on Fri, 30 May 2008 07:45:00 PST

"What’s that smell?" (a poem)

It smells like the zoo in here.It's probably the 800 lb gorilla in the room.It's always wall to wall gorillas with you,and I'm tired of living in the monkey house.Smells like shit.
Posted by John on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:29:00 PST

Tranny Get Your Gun

x-postedSo I watched Brokeback Mountain yesterday and I cried when Jake Gyllenhall gets his faggot ass bashed to death by a bunch of rednecks. While I hate dead queer movies, I like Ang Lee and I like...
Posted by John on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:31:00 PST

The Allied Queer Autonomous Space

The AQuA Space: a Proposal for The Allied Queer Autonomous Space I just got this approved. The structural organization of Western society has presupposed a heterosexual subject. At...
Posted by John on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:19:00 PST

auto whitebalance doesn't work

PS, it doesn't work at all. I should set it manually huh. gg Minolta.
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fucked up dream

Last night I had a rather strange dream that pulled a lot from my recent life but was just fucked up shit. I went to Phoenix with my family to visit my aunt and uncle [which happened in may], but t...
Posted by John on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST