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dammit.

i want you to forget i'm a girl and break me like the beat does. www.ishgirls.com

About Me

If you're here, that means you know me, want to know me, or are trolling for snatch on myspace. You filthy little bastard, you.
This is Jynx here, alias Paula. I live in winnipeg and know more awesome people that you do. I smell terrific, have no children, nothing is sexier to me than a broken beat, and I don't own a treehouse. That about covers it. Anything else you might be curious about, go ahead and ask. If your question pertains to my ass, please leave a detailed description of your own ass so I don't feel like I'm giving something for nothing. I am one of those people who tends to "Rave", as the kids say. I am fueled by loud noises, hugs, and spine-melting bass lines. I had a pet panda, and his name was Pete. However, sadly, at The Return of Scream, my purse was stolen, along with my beloved Pete. *sigh* oh well. I'll just have to get a new purse and a new purse dwelling stuffed toy. heh. R.I.P little guy...
Keep it sexy.
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My Interests

poetry, dancing, music, life, reading, sex(not in the slutty sense of interest but my interests lie in the other properties of sex as a whole), death, art, words, language, sleep, food, how things work, you.

I'd like to meet:

"Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status quo. You can quote them; disagree with them; glorify or vilify them. About the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do."

electronic music freaks like myself. read: NO BANDS. but more importantly, i'd like to meet sincere people. none of the type who will fuck you around. or fuck with you. i'd like to meet beautiful people, inside and out. people who feel music the way i do. people who feel electronic music the way i do. people who didn't much care for high school. people who can deal with craziness. people who care about those around them. people who like to live to the fullest. bottom line: i am not a fucking object, nor am i a toy. so treat me like a human fucking being and i'll do the same.

Music:

If you're looking at this section trying to figure out if i'll like your band, I WON'T. don't add me unless you can consider your music to be the only type i really care too much about, which is ELECTRONICA...first and foremost breaks, electro, dirty house, breaks, jungle, drum and bass.... i have a weakness for the following others however, but that doesn't mean i want to add your band. emo. opera. old rock stuff(black sabbath, the doors, led zeppelin, hendrix, ect) 80's new wave type stuff, alternative chick music, anything odd. i also like swing music. and i mean really REALLY like swing music. and amy winehouse.
Amy Winehouse Lyrics ..

Movies:

fight club. pirates of the caribbean1&2. romeo and juliet. party monster. gia. requiem for a dream. the fifth element. the devil's rejects. house of 1000 corpses. bully. aladdin. lost and delirious. the dangerous lives of altar boys. gladiator. quills. the little mermaid. the nightmare before christmas. beauty and the beast. spun. wasted. it's all gone pete tong. human traffic. team america: world police. the spongebob squarepants movie. the lost skeleton of cadavra. mulan. shaolin soccer. ocean's eleven. blazing saddles. chronicles of narnia. hitchhiker's guide. donnie darko. snatch. hackers. lord of the rings. go. star wars. white squall. boondock saints. benny and joon.....anything weird and thought provoking. or directed by tim burton. or has leonardo dicaprio in it. don't ask, i just really seem to like him. yes, even titanic. i'm a sucker.

Television:

southpark. robot chicken. undergrads. home movies. sailor moon. spongebob squarepants. simpsons. family guy. futurama. the brakk show. da ali g show. aqua teen hunger force. boston public(oh how i miss that show), degrassi...lol. the l word. mXc. queer as folk. csi. my name is earl. duckman. clone high. power rangers. the colbert report. the daily show. invader zim. hells kitchen. married...with children. fraggle rock. the history channel. discovery channel. showcase.

Books:

anything by chuck palahniuk, cc. humphreys and then i just read a lot of weird books. thought provoking ones. oh and george orwell rules pretty good too. then i go on to read nothing but poetry.

Heroes:

i am my own hero. but i also adore Jack Kerouac, Peaches, Shane from the L word, and Angelina Jolie. Grissom from CSI is wicked too. Oh and this woman. Polly. She is far too cool for her own good. In the last 20 seconds or so you can see me in the bottom left corner dancing it up at scream...yeah son. .. width="425" height="350" ..

My Blog

oh the intertubes.

eply View Convo Message Block User ReceivedInstant Message History View Convo biteme77 would it bother you if while i checked out your pics i imagined you stradling my lap, pressin your tits in my ...
Posted by dammit. on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

sleepin on a cleavage

http://www.ratemybody.com/profile_393131_Torngok.html   i love people. he asked me to play backgammon.i don't play backgammon....
Posted by dammit. on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 02:39:00 PST

robot!

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=21818
Posted by dammit. on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

crack spidaaaah

http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=21762 check that shit. word.
Posted by dammit. on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 02:53:00 PST

horror-scopes

i love horoscopes.   December 8, 2006 Today is a good day to try out for the starring role, ask your boss for a promotion, or do a presentation, jynx. Speak about something that you have never...
Posted by dammit. on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 04:17:00 PST

ratemybody makes me laugh.

Sent at: 12/7/2006 1:14:00 PM       -->[ online ]--> IM History fedai25 says: hi baby, u re realy so good and sexy. u MADE ME SO HORNY. iF U WNAT WE CAN TRADE...
Posted by dammit. on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

joy to the world, billy b should fucking choke.

From :  Billy B Sent :  December 5, 2006 2:38:35 PM To :  [email protected] Subject :  RE: lol@your attempt to...what were y...
Posted by dammit. on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:33:00 PST

the end of a poem

Last night I got lost in an Electronic HazeAnd surrendered my soul to that beautiful BassYou admitted to me, you confessed it clear and without fear, your addiction's just the sameBut this confession ...
Posted by dammit. on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 05:45:00 PST

ahaha like this is going to affect me PART 2 hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

so remember the entry one below this one? well the cockass responded. >>From: "Billy B" [email protected]>>>To: [email protected]>>Subject: RE: lol@your attempt to...what were you trying ...
Posted by dammit. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:30:00 PST

losing interest

suprise to me i seem to be losing interest...strange considering i never thought i would...but when you think about it eventually i was bound to...and no it's not you petey, or anyone in particular......
Posted by dammit. on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:43:00 PST