Bacon fat, punk music, hardcore, moshpits, giving sandwiches to hookers, hooters wings, lots of bands that i dont feel like naming just to make me cool, doing stuff until the cows come home, bowling,
i care for barrels of monkeys.. especially named Rick Uncle Monkey.
Free refills, bad poetry, juice boxes, and getting naked are how I get my kicks. Hackyack and nonstop pop is a must.
Pancakes, badgers, and every other term used to actually mean something else
your mother. (Dont even get me started.) ohh im so original...
I think it would be HI-larious to be drunk and meet a drunk version of myself. You think that I'm too much to handle, as is? Just you WAIT until there are two of me being too rowdy and causing all the mischief that comes our way. Le sigh.
Rad Rad Rad Rad Rad
Be cool. Conform. Fold to peer pressure and leave a comment.:
Punk/Hardcore!
I listen to bands like Minority Justice League, you fools. So go shoot some heroin and check out their shows. Anything with pirates and eyepatches it a sure sign its gonna make your heart stop because the doublekick is so fast.
also, bands like Raised Fist, Death by Stereo, Bigwig... lots of hardcore and fast. Then I like the stuffs like Distillers, Metric, Incubus, System of a fucking Down. Thrice, Comeback Kid, SNFU, Dropkick Murphys, Wednesday Night Heroes, Strike Anywhere, Rise Against, Flat-liners, Anti-Flag, Bad Religion, Misfits, Pink Floyd, Ramones, Jack Johnson, Protest the Hero, Suicide Machines, Transplants, Rancid, ... to be perfectly honest, i cant remember all of them... because lets face it, there are 350983 bands out there, and 873 of them appeal to my ears. i'll keep adding on.
Donnie Darko, Lilo and Stitch, Thirteen, Requiem for a Dream Anything trippy and dramatic. Seriously, do not even try to make me watch a scary movie. Because it ain't happening.
Fear is control. Smash your TV.
Quallity programming consists of Full House, and that show where they drive Taxi's around and find themselves in clever and hilarious situations, with two cops, a black and a white one. One's a hardass and they other is the slacking wise-cracking comic relief of the duo. Together they travel all over the world, play games where it consists of them spinning and wheel then choosing a letter of the alphabet, or to be stuck on an island with 12 other castaway for 33 days straight.
have you killed yourself yet?
Books exist. I read a few. BUT, what I would rather write here, is exciting quotes, and stupid shit and YOU probably dont care about. So take this, and eat it. Expand your mind with these brain-melting quotes.
CJ: "What I heard was, 'I have AIDS'."
Dean: "Ewwww... go sit over there."
Marty: "I have an open sore on my back, want to lick it? Better yet, do you have a paper cut on your tounge? Or you could just go down on me..."
"What the fuck?!? Want to fight? C'mon lets go! ... now wait, your cool. I like your shirt."
MJL: "United, we stand divided. But together, we all fall down."
The only way to sum this extremely complicated and drug-induced hallucination up in one word, would be to say... thatShiftyEyedDogDowntheStreet