p_aul

I like electricity - I work on big power systems making sure the lights stay on.
I dj in my spare time; afterhour clubs, rave parties, techno bars, tanzbars, boat cruises, lounges, childrens festivals, girls bathrooms...anyways, does anyone actually read this? I'm sarcastic, quick to judge and just trying to make it in the rap game.
"yeah well we all spin records...like...REALLY GOOD...so..." -joey p
"he couldnt mix a glass of iced tea!" -joey p
"he couldnt hold a mix if it had handles!" -jeremy p
"I'M GOING TO GET YOU FUCKERS" -the drifter
heres my (fake) dj bio, i hope you enjoy
p_aul has been playing records in his bedroom for years and years and has heard of artists such as tomcraft, benny benassi, armin van burren, tiesto, dieselboy, paul van dyk, agnelli and nelson, john 00 fleming, keoki, sasha, paul oakenfold, napsugar, ajello, cagedbaby, jon the dentist, ritchie hawtin, bad company, fatboy slim and the prodigy to name a few.
he is able to play record after record in a continuous fasion for almost an hour without the audience even noticing where one track ends and the other begins. In a technique called mixing, he has taking this music playing to new heights. Familiar with pitch control and decibel boost, as well as high to low pass filters, he can encorperate these advanced mixing techniques into his preformances aka "sets" and will definately keep the music going and going!
not only has he played out in public on more than one occasion, but he has flyered for HUNDREDS OF RAVES and has attended countless clubnights where actual dj's were playing.(some of which he even knows on a FIRST NAME BASIS!!)
p_aul is definately the best dj in canada, and most likely the world. why? because his bio says so! writing in third person about yourself means that whatever you say is absolutly true and nobody should question it!
Freshly back from shopping in grand forks, touring east st paul looking for a gas station and eating dinner with his parents, he is back in town and ready to tear the roof off!!!