I like Reading. Lots of natural science, physics and stuff. History and adventure books are really cool too. One is fact the other is fantasy, what a great combo! Just like real life. I like building 1800 wooden sailing ships too. They take a year or two to build but you can stick notes inside of them so when some idiot in the future drops the damn thing and it spews it's guts out then they can read the note I left them. Here's an example. "Thanks for breaking me you stupid cluts, By the way I hid 2 million dollars in the house by the ..." and then you rub out the rest so it's not very readible. It'll serve them right. Let'em destroy the house looking for my cash...like I got any! I would love to learn how to play the Pans.( chrome plated tenor steel drums made in Trinidad.) Kids...Hint, hint. (Bastards are deaf to hints, the most I'll ever get from them is a CD of some idiot playing pans like he has cerebral palsey) I still like watching Bull riding Rodeo's and going to cattle auctions now and then. The smell of horse plop and the sight of a chew plug being spit 30 feet just does something for a man. ( Probably gives him a brain tumor is what it does). I'll have to ask my friend Eustice about that. I think He swallows his though.
My maker I guess. Sooner or later we all will have to face him, whether or not at this present time you believe He even exist. So I figure I better be on proper terms with Him. After all, would you really want to piss off God then be standin there lookin like a Bozo in front of Him? Now that being said, there are plenty of people I would love to meet right here on good ol Terra Firma. Now take that beauty Alessandra Ambrosio for instance. I'd like to meet Her and tell her how much I enjoy looking at her pictures in the Victoria Secrets catalog. Those are the ones that my wife leaves laying around the bathroom all marked up with notes on each page on what she's going to buy. Oh heck yeah, I read 'em while I spend my time practicing my bronco busting on the 'ol porcelain hobby horse in the bathroom. ( That's Her picture below in the bathing suit) I have to limit my explorations into the Victoria Secret catalog though, a man can only take so much before his eyes explode and his pants catch on fire. Being serious now...I would love to meet you people who look at my profile from other countries. I am especially interested in Asian cultures, Europe and places like New Zealand and stuff. I wish I were able to travel but since I can't, please leave me a note and say Hello from your part of the world!
(Read between the lines here.) I once took a crap so big that it took my breath away! The most I was able to breathlessly utter afterward was "...rap,what a big piece of shit!"I do like other real music forms though. Like Reggea, Cuban influenced calypso, Western, you know,the typical Country Western where your dog is run over by your mama who is your baby sister and just got pregnant in your sons pickup truck by a chaw addicted lesbian with a sex change. That's what's tuned onto my radio in the Buick but I also like the old cowboy songs the Braun brothers or like Roy Rodgers used to sing. All in all I'm still partial to female Country singers though. I mean you got to admit there's nothing sexier than a girl in western boots and a hat with a very flat belly singing about how she can't find a man to settle down with ( other than her uncle or brother). Now that kind of visual image places a Goth babe somewhere about one on a one to ten scale...with Ten being Carrie Underwood and a one being Whoopie Goldberg.I used to like the singer Jewel until one day when She and her Mom who were living in their car in Alaska ( as all rich big star singers say they used to do before being 'dicovered') jumped out and bitch slapped me with her $19,000 Alverez guitar 'cause I just happened to mention to her that it's a good thing Alaska's such a big state because of how fat her ass was getting. Her and Anthony kalidascope from the 'Chilli Peppers' out to get married and have a bunch of vagrant retard kids living under the bridge in a car with them. But my secret musical love is from Asia. Listen to the 12 girl band and you'll find what makes me feel at peace.
Oh man they run the gauntlet. As far as guy flick ones go I really like the western ones that Tom Selek plays in Like Quigley down under. I like Lonesome Dove and Broken Trail too. Kevin Costner plays in some good movies too like 'Open Range'. As far as females in movies...well, I gotta admit I'm partial to the good looking ones. Maud just doesn't do anything for me except make me cringe. Penelope Cruz is good. Oh yeah, I LOVE what's her name too. Cripe, I can' t remember her name now. The girl who Plays Nurse Betty. Yeah, that girl Now I sure like those western movies where men were men and women all available and good looking but one western movie I couldn't cotton up to was Broke Back Mountain. Now bein gay is your own business and I even been to gay bars with gay friends of mine. Gentle creatures all. But...Don't take no dang gone cowboy and have him drop his chaps in front of another fella. Ain't nothin sacred no more?
Oh boy! I do love my shows. Like "the most dangerous catch". I do so love all you can eat Crab legs! Then I like the History Channel and Fox News. Say what you want to at least it ain't no cry baby liberal CNN crap! Read my blogs and you'll see why I could never be a Socialist er...Democrat. I love my Capitalism!
Well, some of you may laugh or call me a fool but the Bible is still my most favorite book. It comforts me when my heart aches, gives me strength to put up with idiots and mistakes I make, teaches me right from wrong in a world that tells you anything goes and when I pass from this world it says I'll be led by the hand by the only person who ever loved me enough to die for me and wrote about it for others to read too.
What the heck is a hero? I guess if somebody pulled my flaming ass out of a burning house I'd call them a hero. It's a word that's become the town prositute. The only thing I could ever really put the word 'Hero' to is a soldier. Instead of my ass dodging bullets and bombs they take the hit for me so I can enjoy my Captain Morgan private stock at an open air Tiki bar next to the ocean. You better thank your stars for people like them. Hoo Rah! If you can't then you'd better snuggle up to ol' "I'm OK, You're OK" buck tooth Jimmy Carter or soldier hating Bill and Hillary Clinton and end up going down in history as the biggest retard losers in our lifetime. OMG if she becomes President then goodbye wallet, and Hello socialism.