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Samuel L. Jackson!!!

AUGUST 18TH: MOTHERFUCKIN SNAKES ON A MUTHERFUCKIN PLANE!

About Me

I'll beat you bitch, like your Rodney King! I like to kick ass! I'm a bad mutha fucka, so don't make me slap a ho!

My Interests

SAG. and VOTING....please get informed before you vote on the 2006 midterms. Also , I would like to state that Sen. Sam Brownback is a dumbass.

I'd like to meet:

I am going to stop accepting requests once I hit 1000 friends. I'm here to meet bad mutherfuckers. I cant meet everyone. Do not add me if you think I am a fake, and want to complain abotu me, or if you think I am fuckin Lawrence Fishborne. I do not have a fuckin gap in my fuckin teeth. I was not in the Matrix. I'm not here to convice you bitches who I am. I dont give a fuck what you think about me, but do know that I am going to stop accepting people soon. I love all of my fans dearly, but there is no way I can keep in contact with over 1000 people. I plan on getting to know my online people better that I have already accepted, so hurry up and get those last friend slots, bitches!!!

Music:

I LIKE RAP, ESPECIALLY VIOLENT SHIT WHICH INVOLVES SCREAMING!!!!

Movies:

I've done 104 movies, motha fuckas!!! Go see them all! They include Pulp Fiction, Star Wars Episodes I, II, and III, Juice, A Time to Kill, Deep Blue Sea, Unbreakable, Coach Carter, The Man, The Incredibles, XXX, Sphere, Shaft, Formula 51, Die Hard III, Jurassic Park , Goodfellas, Mo' Better Blues, and buch of other good shit I never get any fuckin credit for!!!

Television:

Myself when they play my movies, you stupid fuckers!!

Books:

READ ANY SHIT YOU CAN FIND!!! DONT BE A DUMB BITCH!!!!

Heroes:

MYSELF!!!! Oh, and this sexy bitch: