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Natural D-saster!

i bust balls, bubbles and bullshit.

About Me

I am a paradox of epic proportions, and I'm more amusing than a circus car full of midgets on E.As for the rest, you'll just have to figure it out for yourself...[LOVEMYFLASH][/LOVEMYFLASH]

My Interests

So, who exactly is this "Danielle" person, you ask? What are my interests? Well, for starters:Having fun, thinking for myself, not giving a shit what other people think of me when I think for myself, dancing in random places, busting full into song at inappropriate moments, looking like an ass in public and not caring because I'm enjoying myself too damn much, and you know, all the other standard girlie shit that a woman living in the city might like (art, music, clubs, dancing, music, shopping and fashion, did I mention music?) plus the occasional excursion to the park or beach, when I actually have time, which is rare these days.

I'd like to meet:

Generally happy people with wide open minds and wide open hearts.

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You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?

You Are An ENFJ
The Giver

You strive to maintain harmony in relationships, and usually succeed.
Articulate and enthusiastic, you are good at making personal connections.
Sometimes you idealize relationships too much - and end up being let down.
You find the most energy and comfort in social situations ... where you shine.

In love, you are very protective and supporting.
However, you do need to "feel special" - and it's quite easy for you to get jealous.

At work, you are a natural leader. You can help people discover their greatest potential.
You would make a good writer, human resources director, or psychologist.

How you see yourself: Trusting, idealistic, and expressive

When other people don't get you, they see you as: Bossy, inappropriate, and loud What's Your Personality Type?

Your Interpersonal Intelligence Score: 77%
Your Interpersonal Intelligence is High

You are definitely a "people person." You enjoy spending time with others.
You instinctively understand people, and you are both a good counsellor and mediator.
However, there are definitely times when you've had enough. And that's when you cherish being alone. How Does Your Interpersonal Intelligence Rate?

Music:

I like...Anything with soul or great lyricism. Anything with a good beat. Anything I can shake my ass to. Anything unique, anything that gets stuck in my head. Basically, yeah, pretty much.....anything.A few stellar examples of my favorites:mgmt mystery jets levi weaver tegan and sara kate nash ingrid michaelson louis xiv air rachael yamagata jem feist imogen heap presets gabriel & dresden hot chip lcd soundsystem madonna elton john schuyler fisk rufus wainwright aimee mann john lennon the beatles beck muse editors katie todd she wants revenge and then some, and then some, and then some...

Movies:

J'adore Pride and Prejudice, the BBC version. I also like: Sylvia, Running with Scissors, The Bourne Series (Identity, Supremacy, Ultimatum), The Holiday, Syriana, Marie Antoinette, V for Vendetta, Kill Bill, Match Point, Sin City, The Wedding Date, Mean Girls, Office Space, and anything with Matt Damon or Jude Law in it...not only are they hot (yum!) but they also seem to consistently choose really good roles (that's my story and I'm sticking to it! heheheeeee) and of course I love my golden girl, Miss Gwyneth. There are more movies that I like, but it's a start.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Cashmere Mafia (cancelled by the corporate TV bastards!), Brothers and Sisters, Private Practice, Miss Guided (Also cancelled I think. Boo!), and of course when all else fails, Sex and the City on DVD. I heart SJP!

Books:

19th century Brit Lit and early 20th century American Lit are fabulous. Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, The Age of Innocence and The Great Gatsby are all great re-reads. One of these days I'll work on my Greek/Roman Philosophy too, but not yet.

Heroes:

Anybody that still has a heart and isn't afraid to use it!!!!! And people with tolerance. I refuse to accept closed mindedness, on any level, by any person.

My Blog

Cashmere hoodies!

It's not fair, they took my two loves for the wintertime, cashmere and hoodies, and smushed em together into one exquisitely soft, beauteous package (in 8 available colors, mind you).....and then made...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Thu, 30 Oct 2008 10:25:00 PST

And there it is... (!!!!!!!)

Yesterday was a day full of epiphanys for me. Sort of crazy.I realized that I may never have kids. Or shall I say, that it is highly improbable that I will ever have kids, because I keep planning my l...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Mon, 27 Oct 2008 11:41:00 PST

anti anti.

I'm not nostalgic lately. I'm shockingly quite the opposite, very much living in the present, very much like fuck the past. It's so not me....but it's growing on me. Felt sort of foreign at first, and...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Sat, 25 Oct 2008 11:17:00 PST

Makes no sense!

Why is it that when a company makes a loan to an individual, and that individual defaults on their obligation, that the cause of the problem is labeled as being corporate greed? That is the mantra I h...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:27:00 PST

Deep Blue

When the sharks circleI don't scream or shoutMy blood doesn't curdleNor do I thrash aboutMy skin doesn't paleOr turn cold with fearIn fact, the only one scared nowIs this shark right hereHe won't feas...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 09:17:00 PST

Decisions, decisions!

So, I am officially looking for a new place to live. My little shithole has gotten me through the last three years alright, but it is time to GO! It's way way too small and I have some crazy, ghetto-a...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Mon, 20 Oct 2008 09:22:00 PST

Grrrrness.

I'm kind of anxious right now. I get my exam back in an hour, which I think, I THINK, I got an A on. But we shall see. And I'm thinking about politics, and about life, and you know....that always gets...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 11:54:00 PST

The Big Dilemma...

Alright, so it's not ACTUALLY that big. But.....it is to meeeee! Anyhow... I miss my blonde hair. Like crazy insane miss it. But I don't miss having dried out, breaking hair. And I don't miss pay...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 09:01:00 PST

Screw you vh1...

Because THIS is the best week EVER!To recap:I'm hot, apparently. (Okay, maybe I had an inkling there. teehee)I have an interview for a sweet job with, ahem, a killer discount.Which of course means, I ...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 09:16:00 PST

Thinky thoughts in my thinky head.

(I guess now they're on the computer screen, technically.)I'm going to miss food.I'd better get used to living in the gym, asap. But I think the earning potential will help with that.I can't forget to...
Posted by Natural D-saster! on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 10:34:00 PST