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yimbo

you want stoopid!? ill show you stoopid!!

About Me

For instance tommorow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and take a shit .....walk in and see you and uh ....if u dont have my money for me ill crack your fucking head wide open in fron of everybody in the bank and then i'll eat a bunch of bamboo because I love bamboo it'w my favorite food, since I am a Panda and all. And just about the time that im comin outta jail.....hopefully... youll be comin outta your coma....and guess what....ill split your fuckin head open again. cuz im fukin stoopid.. i dont give a fuck about jails...thats my business, thats what i do. I also like animal porn and eatin mass amounts of oreos

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My Interests



I'm On Fire
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Add to My Profile | More Videos music,art,real estate,cutting people off in the middle of a sentence to say "chapale" being cheesy on purpose to gross myself out, smelling cut lawn, play fights, gymnastics, being very ugly, making poor decisions, levitating, jumping out and scaring people, halloween, flinging poo, pho, roller coasters,ballet, dance,comedy,chola brains,uni-cycle, i like to do drawlings,feeding squirrels,giving to the homeless, mowing the grass,making nestea,eggs benedict, plucking my eye brows to a really sharp point making them look really thin and girly,making people laugh at me not wit me, RollerSkating down main st. wearing an American flag bandana a wife beater with Kool-Aid stains and short cutoffs ..MY teeth all red from a cherry slurrpy because i didnt brush, culture club blasting through my headphones smelling like a thousand assholes

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Music:

the mars volta,aphex twin,killers, bob dylan, the cure,tool,social d,van morrison,arcade fire,ghetto boys,any classic rock(too many to name)santana, wham, depeche mode, beatles,mr. bungle bjork, at the drive in,human waste project dj shadow dj z trip, daft punk, my chemical romance,4 hour compilations of nothing but the finest double bass music,and many many more...

Movies:

big lewbowski, true romance,wedding crashers,lord of the rings(all of em),sin city,clockwork orange, eyes wide shut, all stanley kubrick films, all martin scorsese films,raising arizona,pulp fiction, little nemo, bambi, m knight shamalan films, angels with sticky white faces,edward penis hands, american beauty, being john malcovich, cinderella, snow white, and beauty and the beast.

Books:

Bible,A Short History of Nearly Everything, Memnoch the Devil, Swan Song, people, us, Mortgages For Dummies, 101 Ways to Look Busy at Work, How to Use the Swedish Penis Enlarger and 101 ways to prepare bamboo.

Heroes:

j.c., mom and pop, george bush, my friends, my family, music, people who say "chale", all my wizards, wikett, chola brains.