Jared

I dont know if you've ever made love to your sister-in-law, buy you should try it because its absoul

About Me

I recently became a janitor. so the next time you throw up. give me a call and i'll be happy throw a bucket of sawdust on it.

My Interests

quantum physics, Fox News, WWE wrestling..

I'd like to meet:

Winnie the Pooh

Music:

da funk(spelled with a d-a as opposed to the traditional t-h-e)

Movies:

Back to the Future

Television:

Columbo ..

Books:

The Idiot is probably the best book that has been written. Besides Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul.

Heroes:

Norm Macdonald, Jonas Salk, Sophie Scholl, Stokely Carmichael, Roberto Benigni,the white race,

My Blog

Remember 9/11

as the day i lost my virginity!
Posted by Jared on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 07:13:00 PST

parking

today i got a parking ticket. so i took off my windshield wipers. suck on that department of transportation. looks like i'm rubber and youre glue.
Posted by Jared on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:38:00 PST

gideon

an old man just gave me a bible. not a whole bible. just half. i guess he thought i wouldnt notice. but i did. it makes me chuckle that its called a gideon bible when there's no one named gideon in th...
Posted by Jared on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST