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C-C-C-Claire

Pleasure is never wasteful.

About Me

There's a lot about me that even I don't know, thus I have nothing to say here.
Angel Dust
People Iced: Thirty Six
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon Stilletto
Arms Broken: Twenty Four
Eyes Gouged: Ten
Tongues Cut Off: Eleven
Biggest Enemy: Jack Hammer
Get Your HITMAN Name
You Are A Lily
You are a nurturer and all around natural therapist.
People see you as their rock. And they are able to depend on you.
You are a soothing influence. You can make people feel better with a few words.
Your caring has more of an impact than even you realize. What Flower Are You?
Your Passion is Purple!
You've got a ton of passion, but you don't always wear it on your sleeve.
If something truly excites you, you let your inner intensity shine through.
But otherwise, your passion tends to morph into energy ... which you never lack.
You're a balanced woman, knowing when to turn on the fire in your heart. What Color is Your Passion?

My Interests

dancing, reading, writing, running for no reason, shoes, sarcasm, lots and lots of sarcasm, being naked, kickboxing, laughing until i think im going to puke, bankets, tea, pretty rings, curly hair, man bellies.
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I'd like to meet:

a man who's willing to let me tackle him whenever i please and who enjoys my weird and overly sarcastic sense of humor.
Your Celebrity Boob Twin:
Charlize Theron Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?
You are Betty Grable
The ulitmate girl next door
You're the perfect girl for most guys
Pretty yet approachable. Beautiful yet real. What Famous Pinup Are You?

Music:

look for me in the 70's and 80's sections of any music store. You'll be sure to find me there.

Movies:

good ones.
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adopt your own virtual pet!

Television:

MadTV, SNL, Law and Order, CSI, anything on Comedy Central and Adult Swim, Family Guy, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, pretty much anything thats funny....
Become a God or Goddess. by zerogirl
Name:
God/Goddess of The Sun
Element: Wind
Animal Companion: Snake
Weak against Acid
Weapon: Rapier

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Books:

Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, The Things They Carried, John Grisham novels, Snow Falling on Cedars, The Great Gatsby, Frankenstein, most of the classics, The Lake of Dead Languages, I love to read horror stories....The DaVinci Code, White Oleander, The Prodigal Summer, Desperation, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

Heroes:

Susan Hodgin, Vince Murray, my grandpa, Wolverine...

My Blog

Favorite Things to do While Working

While working today, I came to the harsh realization that the only pleasure I get from my job is being a total bitch. There are a number of things I enjoy doing to people who are impatient, snotty, pu...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 09:03:00 PST

emo irritation

    So here's a good one that has been bugging me for a long time. Emo kids. Before I get into what happened, let me stereotype and categorize for a minute.    First, the...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 10:18:00 PST

i got to thinkin...

i've decided that i hate people. this hatred has been stewing in me for quite a while now, and i am finally recognizing the fact that i am a beginner-misanthrope (one who hates or mistrusts human-kind...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Fri, 05 May 2006 10:01:00 PST

Master Cylinder

So ok, i have been having some issues with my car lately, like the fact that i need to replace the muffler and my brake fluid was leaking like an old person with no bladder control. ive been trying to...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:29:00 PST

NO!

omigod my fridge isnt working... this is horrible...crap, i deleted it thinking that i would be able to find it again and load it again and make it work cause maybe there was something wrong...but now...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:43:00 PST

Apartment time!!!!

i am so excited! for some reason, today i am in this outrageously great mood and i think its because it is getting closer and closer to june 7, also known as the day i get to MOVE INTO MY AMAZING NEW ...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:17:00 PST

this is gettin ridiculous

so this morning i was tired and decided that a pick-me-up was in order. i wandered over to the common grounds and ordered myself a nice little 16 oz. caramel macchiato and proceeded to drink the whole...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:12:00 PST

Happy Fucking Valentines Day

Valentines Day is such a lame holiday, honestly...why does there have to be a day when you HAVE to go out and buy something or do something nice for that special someone in your life?? Shouldnt people...
Posted by C-C-C-Claire on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 11:00:00 PST