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The Young Egotist

You're like a simile

About Me

I put my pants on one leg at a time, but take them off two legs at a time.

My Interests

As of late, baking bananas

I'd like to meet:

Captain America and Ray Bradbury

Music:

I'll take anything with a 2-tone beat.

Movies:

Poultry Patrol, Rushmore, The 400 Blows, Ghost Dog, Throne of Blood, Evil Dead, and other crappy movies you wouldn't like.

Television:

Kingdom Hearts 2 and Resident Evil 4

Books:

Everything by Ray Bradbury, How We Are Hungry by Dave Eggers, The Burned Children of America, 40 Stories by Donald Barthelme, Half A Life by V.S. Naipaul, Nicholas Nickelby by Charles Dickens, Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis, The Razor's Edge by W. Somerset Maugham, Adverbs by Daniel Handler, The Neal Pollack Anthology of American Literature, The Idiot, War and Peace, Loop's Progress, and other things too.

Heroes:

Captain America, Ray Bradbury, Henry Rollins and Jesus Christ