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Melissa Foley

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My Interests

Bed linens; the VT; watching my dog sleep; terror; ghosts; human nature; rural land; trees; backyards; snow; never stopping learning; the colder months; baked goods; ceramic tile; cleaning; wall colors; babies; doorknobs; old, worn, faithful jeans; dancin'; planning; saving; haircuts; school and office supplies; organization; Academia; dogs big and small; overstimulation; and domesticity in all its forms.

I'd like to meet:

Jenny McCarthy.

Music:

Nirvana. Foreigner. Lightning Bolt. Roy Orbison. Fugazi. Scissor Sisters.

Movies:

13 Going on 30.
Ace Venture Pet Detective.
About Schmidt.
Addams Family.
Airheads.
Alice.
All the Real Girls.
Baseketball.
Beer Fest.
The Believer.
Big Fish.
Billy Madison.
Boogie Nights.
Buffalo 66.
The Cable Guy.
Cannonball Run.
Dead Alive.
Dick.
DIRTY LOVE.
Dog Day Afternoon.
Dream A Little Dream.
Dumb and Dumber.
Election.
Elf.
Eraserhead.
E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.
Eulogy.
Freddy Got Fingered.
Garbage Pail Kids.
Gummo.
Half Nelson.
Heathers.
Joe Dirt.
Junebug.
Kids.
Kingpin
Little Miss Sunshine.
Little Monsters.
The Lost Boys.
Lost in Translation.
MAC and Me.
Madonna Virgin Tour.
Magnolia.
Me and You and Everyone We Know.
Munchie Strikes Back.
Nukie.
Office Space.
On the Waterfront.
Orgazmo.
Pecker.
Punch-Drunk Love.
Rock 'N Roll Nightmare.
Romper Stomper.
Rushmore.
The Sandlot.
Session 9.
Shaun of the Dead.
She's the Man.
Slackers.
Slither.
Stand By Me.
Suburbia.
The Sweetest Thing.
Team America.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre.
Thumbsucker.
Tideland.
TIPTOES.
Tommy Tricker and the Stamp Traveller.
Trainspotting.
UHF.
Virgin Suicides.
Waiting....
You Can Count on Me.

Television:

Adventures of Pete & Pete.
Beavis and Butthead.
The Brak Show.
The Class.
Girls Next Door.
Home Movies.
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.
Kids in the Hall.
King of Queens.
Mad TV.
Malcolm in the Middle.
My Name is Earl.
MST3K.
Sopranos.
The State.
The Tom Green Show.

Books:

Paul Auster.
Margaret Atwood.
Larry Brown.
Charles Bukowski.
Augusten Burroughs.
William S. Burroughs.
Peter Carey.
Don DeLillo.
Dave Eggers.
F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Jonathan Safran Foer.
Jonathan Franzen.
Joseph Heller.
Ernest Hemingway.
Hermann Hesse.
John Hodgman.
Jack Kerouac.
Carson McCullers.
Vladimir Nabokov.
Flannery O'Connor.
George Orwell.
John Kennedy O'Toole.
Tom Robbins.
J.D. Salinger.
Jose Saramago.
David Sedaris.
Hunter S. Thompson.
David Foster Wallace.
Eudora Welty.

Heroes:

Most of the writers listed above. And my mom and sister.

My Blog

I bought 2 vacuums, returned 2

1. If your doctor said you were pregnant, what would you say? I'd be thrilled. Then I'd ask for a list of all the things I can't eat so i don't screw it up.2. Do you trust all of your friends?Yes.3. W...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:27:00 PST

Bought 2 vacuums today, returned 1

40 "Off the Wall" Questions1.) What side of the heart do you draw first?Right.2.) Can you swim without plugging your nose?Yes.3.) What color is your razor?Black.4.) What is your blood-typeA negative.6...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 02:48:00 PST

Survey then I'm going to do all the things I need to do

1.Does anyone know your password to your MySpace?No2. What was the last thing you ordered at McDonald's?I have no clue, it was years ago3. Are you an emotional person?Not really4. Do you like your nam...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 09:16:00 PST

I always put off going to sleep because I don't like waking up

01. my ex is still: Annoying02. i am listening to: Reunited and It Feels So Good03. maybe i should:Go to sleep05. my best friend:Rob, Kristin, Mom, Meatball06. i don't understand: Why people are so st...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

I got 10 hours of sleep and my throat still hurts

63 Questions to Start Spring 1. Are you in a relationship?Yessum2. If not, would you like to be?N/A3. How often do you visit MySpace?Several thousand times a day4. What is your favorite candy bar?I li...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 08:04:00 PST

3 word answers

3 word answers (I can do it in less)1. Where is your cell phone?Coffee table 2. Boyfriend/girlfriend?On the phone3. Your hair?Brown4. Your mother?Upstairs eating dinner5. Your father?Upstairs with mom...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST

I scanned a shitload of photos today.

L e t t e r A- - What is your age?: 25- - What annoys you?: People who blame others for all their problems. Take some fucking responsibiliy, will ya?l e t t e r B- - Do you know anyone named Billy?: I...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:17:00 PST

I feel really gross.

1. You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?We go Dutch.2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt a new name..what would it be?Contessa Denning.3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of pe...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 08:02:00 PST

Generally speaking...

It's white trash to use both your first and middle names. I wasn't tired when I first woke up but now I am and wish I could sleep another hour before work. I also kind of don't feel well but I never ...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

Survey

HOW MANY:Cookies could you eat at once?All of them.Pickles have you eaten at once?One. I'm not crazy about pickles except with certain sandwiches.Times do you clean your room a year?Like 50.Times do y...
Posted by Melissa Foley on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:06:00 PST