I like to make movies and laugh at the muppets. Chances are I'm up to no good. If I like you most likely I'll put you in my back pocket and hop a train to cabo. I'm obsessed with crossword puzzles and the word octopi. I like to fly to Jupiter on occasion, but only if I need kleenex. One day I walked to the woods and peed there, poison ivy isn't fun boys and girls. TRUST ME. My left foot is an alien from Mars. We get along okay, as long as I don't bring up snow peas. I live in the middle of my own made up universe, if you like I can show you. Things that are funny are: Horror films, check-out lines, pianos and toothpaste. I like silent movies. Music is the best when alone and noone can inturrupt you. Cake is only good when eaten, never heard. Christmas only comes once a year. Toilets are to be sat upon not stood upon, this means you. The number 8 is fun because it never ends. HATE is a four letter word, sometimes I use it-sometimes not. If you like jelly donuts don't let me know I'll eat you. Fred Flinstone is living in my back yard. Don't know where Wilma and Pebbles are. Stay in school and eat lots of school lunches. Pester someone until they puke then never speak to them agian, except to call them a spaz. I wanna be like me. Never walk through the meat deli by yourself, you never know what you'll end up as. Haggis anyone? Brown is my favorite color. Go read a book.
