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Meatball

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About Me

I love other boxers, pit bulls, Bostons, great danes, beagles, labs, retrievers, mastiffs, and pretty much all other dogs. You better wear a raincoat if you're smaller than I am because to show you I love you, I will lift my leg and pee on you even though I'm a girl. I learned that from my friend Duke, who lifts his leg and pees on me all the time through his fence. It's like a firehouse.I love cats but for some reason they don't love me :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(I love people, too. Even if I haven't seen you in five minutes, I get the wiggles and HAVE to give you kisses. Then when you sit down, I have to sit as close to you as possible.
~BOXER SURVEY~
Name? Meatball.
Nicknames? Balls of Meat, Meat-a-ball, Girlfriend.
Birthdate? 5-15-01.
How did your "people" find you? A breeder. I was the runt, now I'm huge.
How was your name chosen? I was round and brown. Still am...
Who do you live with? Melissa (Mom), Pam (Grandma), and Tim (Grandpa).
Favorite toy? "Rob" my jolly ball.
Are your ears cropped? Nope.
Is your tail cropped? Yep.
Fawn or brindle? Brindle, baby.
Birth parents names? Grits and Maximum Thundering Rock, which is probably why I'm so huge.
Siblings names? I don't know, I don't remember them.
Boyfriend/girlfriend? I only have a million!
Kids? N/A
Best friend? Madison, Scout, Snoopy, Duke.
Favorite place to walk? The cemetary where Melissa's sister is buried.
Favorite day trip? Gunpowder!
How much do you weigh? 80 lbs.
Where do you sleep? In Pam and Tim's bed.
Potty trained? Umm, the world is my potty.
Favorite game to play? It's called "punch men in the nuts" game.
Do you do any tricks? Sit, paw, lie down. The usual.
Do you wear clothes/jewelry? I have a coat and booties.
Are you lazy? HELL NO! I shake it fast.
Do you jump on people alot? YES.
Can you do the "Boxer C"? Is that where I get so excited, I bend in half? I need to make sure people are following me when I leave a room!
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My Interests

People, dogs, cats, cookies, Rob, hoola hoops, Jolly Ball, toys, dog food, sleeping, frosty paws, my hamburger bed, barking at people in the street, trying to run through my electric fence but then mom yells, "WATCH YOUR BEEP-BEEPS!"

I'd like to meet:

Anybody! I want to find a dog I can get along with as well as my ex-boyfriend Madison who moved away last summer.

Movies:

Good Boy. Sandlot. Bike Squad. Milo and Otis. Homeward Bound. Old Yeller. Turner and Hooch. K9 Cop.

Television:

Any cartoons, especially Two Stupid Dogs. Animal Precinct.

Books:

Everyone Poops, Boxers for Dummies, I swear I can read and no one believes me.

Heroes:

Melissa, Pam, Tim, Rob.

My Blog

I haven't been online lately

because I've been so busy swimming every day and when I get out I'm so pooped, I plop on the floor. Too pooped even to chase kitties. So when I got online tonight, I saw that I had 36 friend requests...
Posted by Meatball on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 09:04:00 PST

My Birthday!

Today is my birthday! I'm 5. I woke up at 7 and went downstairs to wiggle all over mommy and she said, "Happy birthday, Meatball!" but went back to sleep. So I went back upstairs to eat my breakfast a...
Posted by Meatball on Mon, 15 May 2006 08:55:00 PST