My name is Danzig and I am a 3 year old boxer boy. Yes, I was named after Glenn Danzig of the Misfits. Although most people misunderstand my name and call me stupid things like Denzie, Dempsie, and even Darcie. Dummies. Some people think I look big and mean, but if you've ever known a boxer you know I'm just a lot of silliness in a big, intimidating package. I grew up in North Carolina where I was found wandering down the side of the highway, unhealthy and underfed. I went to a rescue group and was adopted by my mommy and daddy. Now I couldn't be happier. I like to ruckus and be a general madman. I love to play fetch and tug of war. I don't like wearing socks, and I don't know why people keep trying to put them on me. I like to lay around a lot, especially when I can take up the entire couch or king size bed. If someone else happens to be on said couch or bed, too bad for them. I hope they like a leg in their back. I like to stretch and make funny noises and I'm just about the cutest thing ever. That other little thing you see in the pictures is my baby sister Marilyn. My parents thought that I was an attention whore until we got her. She's always up in my business, but I'm very patient with her. We love to cuddle.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? boxer
What is your name? Danzig
What other nicknames do you have? manimal, gasmaster, big dummy, zig
What is your favorite treat? anything but lettuce
What would your owner describe you as? silly, adorable, lovable
What is the funniest thing you have done? hump Idle
What is the bravest thing you have done? learn how to use spiral staircases
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? oh yes
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? never
Are you friendly? yes
Are you overweight? no
Do you like warm milk? no
Do you eat cheese? no
Do you eat bugs? yes
Do you live with other animals? not yet
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? yes
Do you like to exercise? yes
Do you like car rides? yes, especially with the sunroof open
Do you get into stuff? trashcans
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? yes
Do you like to swim? never tried
Do you chase laser pen dots? don't know
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? yes
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