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There's a lot of porn piling up on the Internet. It doesn't download itself! -Dr. Gregory House

About Me

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I wanna be a sitcom writer and owner of a futuristic entertainment device when I grow up. Also, there's nothing I love more than 90s altrock and a good sandwich.

My Interests

I once wrote a sentence in a little box on MySpace.

I'd like to meet:

Neil Patrick Harris. Duh.

Movies:

Stand By Me, Forrest Gump, Better Off Dead, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Happy Gilmore, American Beauty, North By Northwest, Breathless, Harold and Kumar (both), Amelie, Wet Hot American Summer, Real Genius, Knocked Up

Television:

The Colbert Report, Lucky Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, House MD, The Office, How I Met Your Mother, Boy Meets World, The Wonder Years, Arrested Development, Undeclared, Freaks and Geeks, Beyond Belief, 30 Rock, 3rd Rock From The Sun
But the best thing on TV is was definitely "To Catch A Predator"

Books:

This poem means more to me than you'll ever know. It speaks volumes about who I am in four simple lines:
"My love for you is like a river
Like a summer breeze that makes my soul shiver
One look from you is more precious than gold
LET'S GO GET SOME BARBECUE AND GET BUSY"
-Rafael De La Ghetto
I also love reading David Sedaris. But who doesn't?

Heroes:

Margaret Cho, Tina Fey, Jim Henson

My Blog

To those who have Myspace AIDS and are considering deletion.

You don't need to delete your account to get rid of the problem. Simply change your password (I know at first you might not be able to, but keep trying.)I have the feeling many of you will be familiar...
Posted by T.L. on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:38:00 PST

one of mine and steven's better conversations... or rather, steven's conversation

BuddhistNoNudist (1:05:25 AM): you only know what i tell youparisian orgy (1:05:37 AM): yes, i doBuddhistNoNudist (1:05:49 AM): ah, you agreeparisian orgy (1:06:26 AM): yes, i agreeBuddhistNoNudist (1...
Posted by T.L. on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST

i'm in love!!!

I am in love with this motherfucking snake!Movie? AWESOMEI can't even stop listening to the song! It's insane! I am in LOVE with all the hype! ...
Posted by T.L. on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 04:16:00 PST

the end of boogie nights and 19 other things that piss me off, !! plus an edit

I guess I'll begin with what the title said. This is in no particular order.1) The end of "Boogie Nights". MARK WAHLBERG YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR (below the waist).2) Adrien Brody's nose.3) The fact tha...
Posted by T.L. on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 03:15:00 PST

a picture kind of weekend

Mmm, lots of pics in my three most recent LJ posts. Lordy, I done sol' mah sole to online networking. Whatever. If you're interested take a look at my saturday night, graduation, and prom. Taken by me...
Posted by T.L. on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:09:00 PST

my opinions on the great HR4437 frenzy

So... the protest against HR4437 (I don't even remember if that number is right, but hopefully you get my point). (the only myspace bulletin I found interesting enough to reference) This bill isn't a...
Posted by T.L. on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 09:35:00 PST

damn. these are some sweaty balls

ARRRRGGGH!!! -I wanna go to the DC show in Boston for spring break. Fuck not having travel cash. -I haven't gone to the movies in a while... which is quite a change because I used to see at least thr...
Posted by T.L. on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 11:43:00 PST

goddamn myspace videos

I HOPE YOU ALL GET STDs. Everytime I hear a video open up out of nowhere on this site I think there's either an annoying new virus that plays stupid music (I don't care if it's my favorite song, it...
Posted by T.L. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST