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El Jefe thinks hope is a four letter word.

I'm just a normal boy, that sank when I fell overboard...

About Me

Bye bye bitterness picture. :(

My Interests

    Computers Camping Snowboarding Paintballing Nintendo Katamari Damacy Anime Manga Music Piano Bass Guitar Cooking Dancing Nerf Fencing Basketball Volleyball Fishing Working out Gaming Church Taoism Travidia (Just kidding. I hate that place) Monkeys Mini-Golf DDR

I'd like to meet:

Probably Voltron, or Lil' Jon. What? YEAH!.. Just kidding really. And I totally didn't steal pictures of them to use on my crappy website to test out FrontPage and PageWizard. for reals.

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.

The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.

Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

Music:

Musical Influences:

    Sublime Bad Religion The Beatles Red Hot Chili Peppers Weezer Radiohead Muse The Mars Volta Boy Sets Fire Violent Femmes Our Lady Peace Ben Folds Pomeroy Coheed and Cambria
Other Stuff I like:
    My Chemical Romance Dredg Pink Floyd Rage Against The Machine ANYTHING Flamenco Guitar Gipsy Kings Aterciopelados Rancid Operation Ivy Green Day Goldfinger Talking Heads Guns n Roses NIN Nobuo Uematsu The Pillows Dir En Grey Yasunori Mitsuda Toshiro Masuda X-Japan Jurrasic 5 Dialated Peoples Mos Def Blackalicious Life Savas Nas Kanye West Head Automatica Chiodos Train Matchbox Twenty 8th Wave Hollywood Undead Sugarcult Finch Yellowcard The Ramones Dead Kennedys G. Gordon Liddies Modest Mouse Outkast

Movies:

    Willow The Goonies Boondock Saints Igby Goes Down Napoleon Dynamite The Princess Bride Dark Crystal Payback The Big Lebowski Death to Smoochy Big Trouble Army of Darkness Nightmare Before Christmas Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Big Fish Beetlejuice Batman, Batman Returns, Batman Begins American Psycho Equilibrium Pirates of the Caribbean The Hunted What The Bleep Usual Suspects Pulp Fiction Braveheart The Last Samurai Kill Bill Vol 1 and 2 Battle Royale Final Fantasy: Advent Children Emperor's New Groove Mulan Walking Tall Tombstone Shaolin Soccer Kung-Fu Hustle Lord of the Wu-Tang The Legend of the Red Dragon Unleashed The Legend 1 and 2 Once Upon a Time in China 1-6 Desperato Once Upon a Time in Mexico Lord of the Rings Trilogy Harry Potter Series Star Wars (All of them) Zoolander

Television:

    Smallville The Simpsons Family Guy Aqua Teen Hunger Force Firefly Ren and Stimpy
Even then, I only watch this stuff when it's out on DVD.

Books:

    1984 Xanth novels Anne Rice's Vampire Chronicles Shannara Series Anything by Friedrich Nietzsche Black Boy/Native Son Fight Club A Brave New World Animal Farm Cannery Row The Great Gatsby Tao Te Ching Art Of War Book of Five Rings Vagabond

Heroes:

    Miyamoto Musashi Lao Zi Boy Sets Fire Kevin Burgio