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Jeffrisky

Girls don't poop.

About Me

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Wow, how can I sum up my vast existance in a few lines of text? I am a passionate person, everything I do is done with all my energy. My soul yearns for a deeper understanding of life but the banalities of this existance constantly threaten to drain me of all my desire to live. And I have sex with animals.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI'm going to run for president any day now because I'm super!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I rarely meet people. I like smart people, but if you're a girl and you're smarter than me please die.

Movies:

Memento, Willow, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Television:

TV rots ur brainz!

Books:

Terry Goodkind, Terry Brooks, Orson Scott Card, Robert Jordan

My Blog

Interview with a Pedophile

After having had my curiosity piqued by participation in an online forum discussion about pedophilia and seeing the emotion it invoked I thought "How can anyone possibly attempt to defend such a horri...
Posted by Jeffrisky on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:37:00 PST

Gender Influences in Baby Media

               In the last 10 years there has been an explosion in the development of movies, TV series, and other media products for infants...
Posted by Jeffrisky on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:42:00 PST

Body Ritual among the Nacirema

The anthropologist has become so familiar with the diversity of ways in which different people behave in similar situations that he is not apt to be surprised by even the most exotic customs. In fact,...
Posted by Jeffrisky on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

i R tEh SuCk

Four jobs you have had in your life:1. Popeyes' Chicken and Biscuts2. Beach Worker in Florida breaking in Jet-Skis3. Food Prep and Oyster Shucker4. Fitness Club AttendantFour movies you would watch ov...
Posted by Jeffrisky on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:51:00 PST

My sob story. YOU BETTER CRY

A while ago I got involved with this company that deals with real estate.  I figured I could use my flawless credit toward something productive while I went to school and worked.  GREAT IDEA...
Posted by Jeffrisky on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 12:34:00 PST

the sweetner challenge

So at my work we serve coffe and have spenda, equal, the pink stuff, and regular sugar. So one time I'm super bored I decide to find out once and for all which is the best. I start out with the normal...
Posted by Jeffrisky on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST