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About Me

If you have any great Intimidating Gun Finger/IGF Pictures (hey, Im not picky I'll take bad ones too) you would like me to steal and put in my album, drop me a message with a link to your image.
If I have stolen an IGF picture of yours, tell me to remove it and I will, unless your name is Tomacco.
Okay, on to my About Me. Blah blah blah look at me Im so cool and unique not like any of you Yay listen to me talk about my childhood and the past injustices thrown upon me by society. No, I will not take down my profile song. Can I have a banana?
Put simply, Im just a simple bookworm who likes Bob Saget. I've read more books over the summer than I've seen movies. Not to say that I have read so much, but more to show how little I've seen.
Yoga and pilates has started to make me more limber in my body and my mind and my political leanings. If I had to do it all over again, I would have voted for Jesse Jackson. Hillary 2008? We'll see. However, Im deeply grateful that Al Gore created the internet. How else could I meet all you fine people?
Speaking of Al Gore, Im also trying to do little things to save the Earth - such as walking to the grocery store, buying a hybrid car, and recycling all my aluminum products. Nah, not really. I totally lied about all that just then. But I am vegetarian. And I bought that Biota water bottle made out of corn - completely compostable! I also try to turn off my bathroom light when Im not in there.
I LOVE stand up comedy and TV-MA television shows. But not video games. Video games rot your brain.
One time I accidently bought a maternity shirt. And when I found out I felt fat afterwards.
My favorite midget is Peter Dinklage

My Interests

Pilates
going to the gym
dancing
books
stand up comedy
window shopping
Serbia/Yugoslovia
September baseball
Monster Truck Rallies
hating winter

Many red devils ran from my heart
And out upon the page,
They were so tiny
The pen could mash them.
And many struggled in the ink.
It was strange
To write in this red muck
Of things from my heart.

My favorite places to run in GA in descending order:
1. Cheatham Hill
2. Silver Comet Trail
3. Kennesaw Mountain area
4. Mountain River Trail (which is pretty much a no. 6)
5. MHS track
6. Random sidewalks along roads
7. Treadmills
8. Anywhere in GA when it is below 65 degrees

I'd like to meet:

Lets try Who I'd Like to Not Meet instead:
1. Married guys
2. Anyone ThAt tYPeS LiKe tHiS
3. Guys all into that emo stuff. I dont think they'd want to meet me either, so no loss there.
4. If you're a guy and your last name is 'Hipps' or 'Butts' ... I dont want to meet you. What if we get married and I have to be a Bridget Butts or a Niki Hipps for the rest of my life?

Music:

rufus wainwright, tori amos - Im sorry but her new stuff isnt like her old stuff, tricky, jewel - i still love you baby!, mariah carey, shelley ann orphan, nouvelle vague, camera obscura, kill hannah (shoots self in head), imogen heap, tamia, mary j. blige, erykah badu, the sundays, the dears, lucy pearl, augustana, peaches, kaskade, esthero, nellie mckay, neko case, the nu cool compilations, keith sweat, r. kelly, dane cook, brian regan, paula poundstone, amerie, amel larrieux (only certain songs though), tony! tone! toni!, amber, massive attack, swayzak, lewis black, ladytron, cat power, jenny lewis and the watson twins, christina aguilera, and bruce springstein.

Just as I begin to stop
it all begins again
It's just like waking-up
with my eyes shut

That's when the cutest little kitty comes and hits you in the eyeI'm gonna pounce, pounce Meow I'm gonna pounce I'm gonna pounce, pounce Meow I'm gonna pounce I'm gonna pounce, pounce Meow I'm gonna pounce, pounce I'm gonna pounce Meow Like a pussy cat

Movies:

Goonies, The Labyrinth, Star Wars, Edward Scissorhands, Legend, Raise the Red Lantern, The Matrix (only the first one), Resident Evil, Primal Fear, Requiem for a Dream, Dancer in the Dark, Closer, Miracle, Amelie, Bridget Jones' Diary, Mean Girls, The Hole, The Descent, Little Miss Sunshine

Television:

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Intervention.
America's Next Top Model Join it.
24
Those stupid RR/RW challenges on MTV
Ok, reality tv in general
MXC
Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe!
Animal Cops Houston/Detroit/San Diego et al
Emergency Vets - when I want to get in touch with my feelings
FashionTrance
Project Runway
Curb Your Enthusiasm
Conan O'Brien
Talk Soup!!
Best Week Ever
Beautiful People
Amazing Race

Books:

The Road Less Traveled
Wasted
The Great Train Robbery (First Mandatory Reading Book that I actually liked)
Robert Frost poetry
Bartlet's Familiar Quotations
No Lifeguard on Duty
Hell Hath No Fury
A Million Little Pieces
My Sister's Keeper

Heroes:

Vincent Price
Bob Saget
Atlanta Pet Rescue
Cory Booker
Cesar Milan
141.151.82.98

My Blog

in breaking news (about a week ago) - China says, "mo' money mo problems"

Well, China should stop valuing their money against the US Dollar and start being religion haters again. They can be all scary and we can get rid of our trade deficit. Win win!Some kids did a sex surv...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Tue, 22 May 2007 03:25:00 PST

niki does really stupid yo mamma jokes.

Yo Momma Joke SurveyWho's Doin This SurveyName::Niki Age::25 Location/State::Georgia How Many Jokes Can U Crack On Diffrent People?:U know. Does The People Laugh At Your Jokes?:Does not. R U Good At T...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Tue, 15 May 2007 01:15:00 PST

BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE STOP EATING YOUR BANANAS AND DRINKING YOUR COFFEE!!

My mom called me at work about 20 minutes ago.When I answer, she says, "Oh? You're at work?""No mom they've routed the calls to my apartment".Either not getting the joke or not paying attention ...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:13:00 PST

Trendy Environmentalism

This is mainly addressed to the John Travolta's of the world.Im talking about the people who talk a good talk but dont walk the walk. John Travolta: It [global warming] is a very valid issue. I'...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 03:09:00 PST

i dyed my hair for 28 shampoos

i dyed my hair black. For 28 shampoos. I usually dont do much with my hair bc it is so frizzy and has a mind of its own anyways. And I dont know why, but yesterday I was at work thinking, ...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Thu, 22 Feb 2007 06:25:00 PST

date an older woman: benjamin franklin says so.

Um, bulletins arent working. So yeah. I think number 6 is funny. Its basically saying that you, as a male, will undoubtedly mess up a younger girl so go for a bitter old one thats prepared...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 02:57:00 PST

What do you get when you cross NIN and $0.50?

Last night at the gym they were playing some crazy mixed up music.The only one I can really recall hearing is that Nine Inch Nails song (where he wants to bleep you like an animal) with 50 Cent's In d...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:23:00 PST

Its all true . . .

I read it from Maxim.According to a recent [unnamed] report, the average smoker in the UK will spend around $160,000 on cigarettes in a lifetimeDust from the soil in Africa can blow as far away as Flo...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 10:17:00 PST

What does my orange remind you of?

I almost dont want to eat it because I cant stop thinking of the weightlifter urban legend.
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

dumb: worst vegetarian ever

I bought this 2007 planner at Borders.it was four bucks! how could i resist?I have a calendar at work. And then a desk calendar at work. And another calendar that goes in the lab.&nb...
Posted by nikirtehsuxlol on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 02:27:00 PST