I’m no longer the biggest deal. |
My dearest baby brother is getting married this spring in Memphis. It's a jolt to my system. I still think of Chris as the little guy with the 90's crew cut whose singular possession was a Kriss Cross...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Jan 2009 03:48:00 GMT |
Weirdo |
This was sent to me on Myspace just a bit ago. What the hell? I've never spoken to or heard of this person before. It was titled "Food 4 Thought" in the subject line. . . And I...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:34:00 GMT |
A Mini Coffee anyone? |
"Look at all that egg skin. Makin' a mess. I'll clean it up later."
Posted by on Mon, 15 Dec 2008 02:04:00 GMT |
Hudson News |
A US Airways jet emergency landed placed glided pushed into the Hudson River in NYC, today. I was at work watching the developments on Headline News alongside a handful of coworkers. Faces gazing up...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jan 2009 21:51:00 GMT |
Things not to say upon inquiring about employment |
I started out my Saturday at the fine dining Italian restaurant I work at just like any other day. "Hey Ricardo! Hey Donna! Hey Solidad! Hey Santos!" Look at the books, see who's on for the night,...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Dec 2008 02:29:00 GMT |
This is what dreams are made of |
Last night, I dreamed that I inked up the inside of my left ankle with a tatt. At the time, I thought getting Tweety Bird holding an Ace of Spades was a SUPER idea. But thereafter I was too embarass...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 19:55:00 GMT |
Hey Zeus es mi muchacho |
I got slapped on the neck last night at work, HARD, for the 4th time in weeks by Chef. I'm going to stop wearing my hair back in a French Twist.This time it was for scooping the ice too slow int...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 18:18:00 GMT |
Fake plastic trees |
It's that time of year. . . Mom has taken out all of her Christmas finery to deck out the house. The fake Christmas tree, ornaments hung with haste whilst daughter was at work and Dad was golfing. T...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Nov 2008 00:00:00 GMT |
Open your lawsuit. |
Recently, I asked my dear Italian friend, Mossimo, how to say "Open your eyes" in Italian. All in an effort to yell it back at chef when he screams it at me in English while we're working in the...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Nov 2008 22:48:00 GMT |
Car baby ghost. |
I was dropping a friend off at his house tonight, pulling up in front of his place. . . We were joking around and popping off like you do when you want to end the evening on a high note with a quick t...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 01:19:00 GMT |
