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Keltic Fury

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Tattoo'd women make my world go 'round. I recently went on what my GF calls an "adding spree" I did a search for pin-up and added a bunch of rockabilly tattoo'd retro sex pots. **drools** I love My Space ;)

If word gets out that I'm missing, 500 girls will kill themselves and I wouldn't want them on my conscience, not when they ought to be on my face! -Lord Flashheart

Just FYI any of you holier than thou fucktards that think the above statement is anything more than a joke... Get a fucking sense of humor. I feel the need to post this disclaimer because the kind of quality morons that send me hatemail seem to think they are "nice guys" that are god's gift, if only their best girl friend would just open up to them... etc etc.Here's to you fucktards! Because of simpering ass kissing phony nice guys like you, I get all the lovin I ever needed because I am not a fake little sycophantic moron that can't speak his own mind. Thanks for being you!

My Interests

Fun stuff: Stick Figure Kung Fu

I'd like to meet:

I wrote out a list, but yup, they are all dead. Great.

Movies:

A Clockwork Orange
Suburbia (The real Suburbia from 1984, not that piece of shit that is out now with the same name.)
Equilibrium
Big Trouble in Little China
Twin Warriors (English Title)
Fist of Legend (English Title)
Almost all of these
The Evil Dead
There are many more but I don't feel like typing them all out right now.

Television:

Heroes, Smallville, The 4400, Nature, The Discovery Channel, PBS. QI (quite interesting), 8 out of 10 cats, Tv Heaven Telly Hell, Spaced, Danger 50,000 volts, Black Books, Hyperdrive, Red Dwarf, Black Adder

Books:

Too many to list. Some favorites Authors are: Roger Zelazny, Stephen Baxter, Mike Resnick, Jack Vance, Greg Bear, Dan Simmons, Harry Harrison, Neil Gaiman, Orson Scott Card, Robin Hobb, C.S. Freidman, Stephen R. Donaldson, Patricia McKillip, Kelley Armstrong, Michael Moorcock, Piers Anthony, Thomas Berger, Harlan Ellison, Larry Niven, William Gibson, Marianne DePierres, Tad Williams.

Heroes:

I am my hero

My Blog

z0mg! KF lives!

Yeah yeah, I am still alive. I have been playing:Now the first time I attempted to play this game, it didn't support my pretty standard video card so I wrote it off as not worth the effort. They have ...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:17:00 PST

Slippery wet pussy

My little kitty Cooper had 4 kitties last night. I will be taking pics later ;)PS: yeah I am a jackass, I never got around to taking the kitty pics so you will all forever be denied the fluffy cutenes...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:22:00 PST

Gaming

I have noticed I tend to not blog until I feel the need to vent, so the decision has been reached to at least make an effort at providing something interesting. So, here it is:Game review: Vanguard: ...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 08:46:00 PST

I need a drink

It was a day like any other. Or so I thought. It really could have been any other day so easily.The sun was shining and a soft warm breeze was gently stirring the fall leaves on the back porch. The do...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 06:42:00 PST

Fuck Hollywood pt deux

This blog is my version of Maury Povich's "where are they now". I know you loyal readers are just dying to know if I have indeed stuck with my decision to fuck hollywood or if I have gone back to that...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 02:43:00 PST

It is indeed a small world.

Well, yesterday I was watching an episode of Stargate SG-1 and there is a character named Garik. When I was in high school my best friend was named Gerrick and ofcourse this made me wonder what my old...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 05:43:00 PST

The ELITE

Ok I have changed my top 16 to my top 3.3? Yes 3. Because the GF gets the #1 spot by default.So let the currying of my favor commence! Cash donations not accepted.PS: It is going to be extremely diffi...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 04:21:00 PST

FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD

I haven't been to the movies in ages. So I decide to take the GF out to see "The Covenant". We went at 4:15, so the tix were only 13 bux. Cool, saved a few buckaroonies. We go to the concession stand ...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:40:00 PST

FUCK YOU HOLLYWOOD

I haven't been to the movies in ages. So I decide to take the GF out to see "The Covenant". We went at 4:15, so the tix were only 13 bux. Cool, saved a few buckaroonies. We go to the concession stand ...
Posted by Keltic Fury on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 06:41:00 PST

Just lovely.

I have been unable to get on to myspace for 2 days."Unknown Error" yadda yadda. Fucking frustrating.
Posted by Keltic Fury on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 06:22:00 PST