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In July of 2009, President John McCain, claiming it a necessary step in the War on Terror, ordered the immediate invasion of Iran. Due to the Greatest Depression, brought on by the President's lack of...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 02:24:00 GMT |
How to Fight Loneliness |
Before Wilco became widely popular, Jeff Tweedy sang a little song called "How to Fight Loneliness." The tune tells its listeners that countering those lonely feelings is as easy as smiling and laughi...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 06:10:00 GMT |
15 Reasons Why YOU Wont Date ME |
I can really only base these off of what I've actually been told over the years by men or by what I've been able to observe, so here goes:"YOUR JOB ISN'T FEMININE ENOUGH..."When a man asks me what I d...
Posted by on Wed, 28 May 2008 02:52:00 GMT |
On being brain probed in the name of science |
I'm the sort of person who will say yes to things that most others say no to&"How would you feel about having this elastic rope thing tied to your ankle in a hopefully secured fashion and then bei...
Posted by on Sun, 25 May 2008 03:59:00 GMT |
Cat Lady Dies Defending Home with Plastic Taco Bell Spork |
"You'll be confronted with a difficult situation: You'll be able to control it only if you keep your head cool and show proper judgment."-- my Chinese Astrology, Sunday, May 11, 2008.~~~One day in mid...
Posted by on Fri, 16 May 2008 19:17:00 GMT |
Crippled Courtship Competency (C.C.C.) |
Some of you might be surprised to learn that I am not perfect. Alright, that's an exaggeration. Yes, I am perfect, but there are a few things about me that some individuals could possibly consider oth...
Posted by on Fri, 02 May 2008 04:13:00 GMT |
15 Reasons Why I Wont Date You |
Two dating relating blogs in two weeks?! What can I say - it's Spring and I only have one thing on my mind: dark chocolate!Ok, ok... and men might be on it a bit too ;)Anyway, the first one is my newe...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 10:14:00 GMT |
The Yang Side of Life: April (2) |
In a world where the dark seems to swallow the light and where the bad appears to stomp the good, it's so easy for one to overlook all of the many great things that happen to and around us each and ev...
Posted by on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:25:00 GMT |
Dezs Dating Tips for the Really, Really Clueless |
In light of recent events, I feel it's time for me to use this blog to do some good. To me, the following pointers seem like things that anyone with even a smidgen of common sense could assess on thei...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 10:51:00 GMT |
My Goodbye to MySpace Letter |
Dearest Friends, Stalkers and Stalkees -It is with great sorrow that I announce my account deletion at the end of this day. Unfortunately, it seems that I’ve been having some problems lately.You...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 08:08:00 GMT |
