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RHOS

STRESS...is the greatest source for creativity!!!

About Me

Welcome to my space, step right in and make yourself at home...

NO, I am NOT Margaret Cho!!! But, if you gimme $50 I can write her name on a piece of paper for you, or on your forehead...which ever you prefer!? I am a true-blue graphic designer. I eat, drink, sleep, breath, dream, burp, fart and crap design. I LOVE stress and lots of it, I truly believe that it is the best source for creativity. I LOVE my job, and if I were to win the lottery...I would still do the same thing! Anyway, enough of that...

So...who the hell are you, and...where the hell did you come from???

My Interests

Leathering virgin bums, and graphic designer Bitch extraordinaire!

SATANIC EVIL Possesed by the Devil Himself. You are the essensce of evil. You delight in all things wicked. You take each of the seven sins to extremes. You are selfish and extremely cruel.

What type of evil being are you inside? brought to you by Quizilla

I'd like to meet:

Creative, talented, evil, mean, kinky, sadistic, masochistic, weirdos, and freaks are my kind of peeps! Sweet, innocent, puffy, fluffy, vapid/insipid, plastic normies scare me. BUT!!! The ones that scare me the most are the bleached blonde fake boobied plastic chicks with big fuzzy pink Ugg boots, little mini pink flouncy bouncy skirt, with pink baby-T, fake nails, pink frost lipstick, and if they were a comic book character...they'd have a big blank bubble above their head. This is definitely a NO UGGs ZONE!!! Especially pink ones! Arrrrrgggh!!!

Music:

Too many to list! I could start by listing Metallica, Prodigy, Disturbed and Rage Against the Machine, but those give me headaches lately. Even my ol' time favorite Depeche Mode is just too much sometimes. The older I get, seems like the slower the music pace and the lower the volume gets. I am finding myself listening more and more to old jazz, big band, bossa nova, flamenco, and opera...who knew?!?

Slowly but surely, I am beginning to understand why old peeps always screamed "turn that crap down!" Oh dear god............ I am OLD PEOPLE!!! HELP!?!?!?

Movies:

Any serial killer type movies like: Seven, Natural Born Killers, Copy Cat, Silence of the Lamb, etc...

Hmm, there is something seriously wrong with me,
isn't there?

Television:

WOW...Preeeeeetty colors!!!

Books:

The Gas We Pass:
The Story of Farts
by Shinta Cho

Heroes:

My mom, my dad, and Martha Stewart!!! :)

My Blog

Justifying Your Lard Ass

In our society being FAT is just about as bad as it gets. It's worst than being born with a skin color that doesn't suit what majority thinks it's the superior race... Why?People don't talk about you...
Posted by RHOS on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:05:00 PST

An Excruciatingly Slow Suicide...

RHOS, the heavy weight champion, now weighs in at 233 lbs. Though I can now do 625lbs leg press, I can't walk as fast as I used to. I can't even run 20 feet without thinking that I am going to die! ...
Posted by RHOS on Tue, 08 May 2007 04:44:00 PST

7 Deadly Sins Successfully Broken! Presently...DONUT COMA!

WRATH - Broken TWICE!!! First one broken, cuz the DOUGHNUT PLANT people did not answer my email regarding FeDex-ing their donuts to me!!! Second one broken, cuz I begged them when I was there to FeD...
Posted by RHOS on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 12:36:00 PST

Kids...

So, I was thinking... everyone around my age that have kids... have kids that are pretty much self propelled and self sufficient now. The kids are at the age where they're almost adults, or they're ...
Posted by RHOS on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 10:23:00 PST

Selective Equality

Our generation is the one raising the future now. Shouldn't we try to raise our girls and boys exactly the same way? Haven't women been fighting for EQUALITY for a long time now? So... why practice ...
Posted by RHOS on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 11:51:00 PST

Gift Ideas for When You're Brain Farting...

My friend Cynnomin wrote a bulletin asking for gift ideas for a co-worker she knows nothing about, so... after replying to her bulletin with 10 ideas, I thought I'd share those with you (plus a few mo...
Posted by RHOS on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 01:22:00 PST

Yes, I am THAT evil! (Thanks Pyrosis)


Posted by RHOS on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 04:24:00 PST

Tis' mighty early...

Who are you people that are reading my blog this early??? Don't you people sleep?
Posted by RHOS on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:31:00 PST

Music Shuffle 100

Ya know... I have way too many Disney songs...-----------------Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah - Song Of The SouthMaria - BlondieDo It This Way - Squirrel Nut ZippersSecret - MadonnaLow Rider - WarBarracuda - Heart...
Posted by RHOS on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:20:00 PST

1200 Calories!

Ya know... and pint of Godiva Cappuccino with Chocolate Hearts ice cream is 1200 calories. This means... everyday, I can eat a pint of Godiva ice cream and still lose weight! Oh.. and add celeries w...
Posted by RHOS on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST