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The Funeral Drive

CLOCKS A TICKIN'!....BABY

About Me

The Funeral Drive is a Denton-based band. Some of the members are North Texas natives; others come from west of hell where the trains don't even run. They bring songs of sadness, glee, death and NyQuil.
Hailing from the desert that is west Texas, Shane "Heff" Heffernan learned to play guitar at an early age. Honing his skills by learning as many styles as he could listen to, they all eventually found fusion forging a maelstrom within his soul. While RAWK and Western Swing do flow through his veins, the "ShitAss"'s playing style does not place him within any one genre. His love of the hollow body, the vintage amp and more bastardized pedals than ahhh?...(well you get the picture) is only surpassed by the love for a cold Mexican beer.
Born in the midst of a raging flood, Blackbird Price came into this dismal world with only two things: love for music and a love for the Oklahoma Sooner football team. As a self taught bass player, 'bird created his own style of playing; blending a wee bit of everything else out there, while shunning most. From Rock to Rap to Disco and Folk, there is not much music on this planet Blackbird doesn't like. He is often accused of secretly wanting to be in a Tejano band. His love affair with Budweiser leaves him with the killer bod that he possesses.
J.D. Davis was born on a mountaintop in Wise County, TX. He was saved from a life of pure evil by being found by a local dirt farmer, who saved him from the vile clutches of wild chupacabra who were raising the young lad. Later on, when he was done haulin some hay, he would strip buck naked and with only a drum covering what the creator had given him, J.D. would run up and down FM road 730 pounding his drum. J.D.'s eclectic style runs the entire gamut from straight rock to full on rock-a-billy swing.
Stacy Lee crashed into the planet earth and was found on the outskirts of Azle TX. She was raised in a strict religious household, which went against her alien being as she never felt as she truly belonged...until she employed her angelic demonic voice which soon became the talk of the county fair circuit. With gutteral lows and a flair of tres sexy, her vox inspires, intoxicates and has been known to cure malaria.
Jaymes Gregory. He was dug up in a cemetery located upon some crossroads during a Samhain ritual. He sold his soul for old school rock and roll, and Hell awaits him with a stiff drink, a few pints, and some righteous, raucous drinking songs. His lyrics are deep, man, and always remember that alma means soul.
Together, we're heavy. We are The Funeral Drive.
We would love to play and would love to play for you. If you want us to come play, be it Birthday or Bar Mitzvah send us an e-mail at: [email protected] and prepare to have your ass crooned off!
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Find the latest gigs and news for The Funeral Drive and more than 1,000 other DFW acts.Reviews:
"The world is full of children/But I ain't ever had none/Cuz that means it's time to settle down/And give up all my fun"—such go the lyrics to Funeral Drive's "Ballad of Lonnie," a rockin' rave-up that combines the jaded worldview of a rockabilly cynic and the yee-haw exuberance of 21st-century rockabilly. The latter comes mainly in musical form, with the Denton quartet's chunky rhythms, jumping backbeat and perfect timing. "Brite Eyes," for instance, is almost Pixies-ish with its ragged up and down vocals and rhythm guitar shifting from distorted to clean. Singer Jaymes Gregory channels Black Francis and Nick Cave, plus a smidgen of zoot-suited voodoo daddies, while his band raves behind him. Expect a high-energy show, all sweat and booze. And wear something loose—you'll be dancing like crazy."
-- Jonanna Widner, Music Editor for the Dallas Observer
"Creepy, campy, twangy, funny, incredibly original and thoroughly entertaining."
-- Ayo from KDGE 102.1 FM
"They were a very cool mix of Velvet Underground & Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds meets early death rock sound like 45 Grave or TSOL on the Change Today album. The bill reminded me of the old Twillite Room days when there would be a punk rock band mixed with a new wave band with a ska band or what ever the bill was, it was cool not to hear 7 screaming punk bands that all sound the same to me. I really like the sound of these guys and I hope they play out more. Maybe try your hand out in Dallas boys. The crowd although small was really into these guys and I see why they were really good and I recommend, if they play out again that you make it a point to go see them."
-- The Dallas Unobserver

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Member Since: 2/26/2006
Band Website: cafepress.com/thefuneraldrive
Band Members:

Jaymes "Iron Lungs" Gregory---Vox and Guitar

Stacy Lee---Vox and General Merriment

Shane "The Piddler" Heffernan-- Lead Guitar

J.D.Davis-- Drums

Blackbird-- Bass
Influences: Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Roy Orbison, The Who, Pink Floyd, Buddy Holly, Velvet Underground, Tom Waits, Led Zeppelin, Lift to Experience, Cinderella, Squirrel Nut Zippers, The Darkness, Johnny Cash, Bert Houston.
Sounds Like: A rainy day; or perhaps a dream filled with love and murder. Heaven and Hell and all that lies between and beneath. Music that is both day and night that makes you come undone.
Record Label: N/A
Type of Label: None

My Blog

TO ALL FANS OF THE FUNERAL DRIVE:

It is with heavy hearts and weary souls that we are writing this down for you all to read.  As of late, many issues have come to light regarding whether or not this band can continue on&and as yo...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:28:00 PST

Rubber Gloves and the Fist.....

Well...TFD played yet again another triumphant set down at the RGRS...and we were playing at 50 percent...Stacy Lee was AWOL with the death plague and J.D. was suffering from it as well...Jaymes ...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 10:52:00 PST

Upcoming Shows

It seems our Show calender thing is broke so until it's fixed we'll be posting shows here: December 22, 2007 King's Harvest Winter Solstice Festival The Funeral Drive as Johnny Cash & June Carter ...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:26:00 PST

As "Rocktoberfest" comes down to a close....

Wow...Rocktoberfest for TFD has been nothing short of Rock-n-roll excellence!!! Andy's on the 4th was Punk Rock goodness and we met some great new friends from south of the Rio Grande.  "Mortimer...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

TFD Reviewed by the Observer!

Funeral Drive, with Hand of Onan, Agents of Goldstein and Seis PistosThursday, October 4, at Andy's Basement, DentonBy Jonanna Widner Published: October 4, 2007 Details:Thursday, October 4, at Andy's...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 06:49:00 PST

The debut of Stacy Lee and upcoming RAWKTOBERFEST

Greetings, fellow mourners....for those who couldn't make it out to the Secret HQ in Denton, you guys missed the most excellent debut of our newest singer, Stacy Lee.  It was rumored that pant sh...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 06:30:00 PST

This Friday will be interesting...

fun, but interesting.  As you all know we have a show this Friday at The Secret Headquarters here in Denton.  What you may not know is that our beloved frontman Jaymes is quarantined to his ...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 07:00:00 PST

THIS FRIDAY BITCHES!!!!

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Posted by The Funeral Drive on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 04:25:00 PST

An August Hiatus....

well...The Funeral Drive has had a pretty eventful uneventful month of August....Jaymes and Lindsay got married...and then moved...Jerry D and Stacy Lee moved...lots o' moving, eh and moving takes tim...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 08:06:00 PST

Announcements!

First of all we would like to Congratulate Jaymes and Lindsey on getting married this weekend! The wedding was beautiful...toasty...but beautiful nonetheless!! Also The Funeral Drive would like to w...
Posted by The Funeral Drive on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 06:44:00 PST