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Wally

WALLY WURST- THE CRAZY COOL KAISER OF COMIX

About Me

Yo yo yo It's me the cigar chomping sassage mouthed mascot of Milwaukee's wildest comic anthology RIVERWURST! RIVERWURST is edited by Coth and Tea Krulos. You can find out more at Tea's Blog, http://www.notesfromthejokeblog.blogspot.com and you can order copies at www.drkrulos.etsy.com Sweet!****NOTE- Listen girls, I know it says "Swinger" on my profile, and just because you see that sexy picture of me smoking a cigar on MySpace DOES NOT mean I want to "hook up" or want to hear your cheesy pick-up lines I don't care HOW HOT YOU THINK I AM! Try to get to know me via MySpace or use MORE ORIGINAL PICK UP LINES!

My Interests

Big Cigars, Cuban Cigars, Appletinis, Martinis, drinking, blunts, Underground Comix, Comics, Comics and Cartoons History and Theory, lowbrow art, tattoo art, hot rod art, Rebellious Behavior, Snide Remarks, and Obscenity.

I'd like to meet:

First and foremost comic artists, comic fans, punk rockers, skunk rockers, bikers, strippers, sideshow freaks, artists, freaks, cartoonists, daredevils, bounty hunters, nerds, jugglers, slam poets, krunk dancers, metal heads, hip hoppers, belly dancers, photographers, cigar rollers, sassage makers, professional drinkers, cat burglars, communists, snake oil salesmen, speluenkers, fan boys, editors, mascots, cartoon characters, Rodney Dangerfield impersonators, goths, the criminally insane, g-string models, feminists, pirates, vikings, ninjas, used car salesmen, militia members, clowns, train hoppers, and all citizens of earth.

Music:

The sound of sausages slapping, punk rock, hardcore, ska, reggae, dancehall, metal, rap, rap rock, rock rap, lounge, rockabilly, psychobilly, folk, Tuvan throat singing, calypso, polka, classical, old school country, blues, cigar themed music, pop punk, doo wop, barbershop quartets, marching, deathmetal, hip hop, cartoon theme songs. And these great bands who have played Riverwurst benefit shows- Cobra, Holy Mary Motor Club, Milwaukee Talkies, Master Zaster Blaster, Uncle Larry, The Paragraphs, Unjum belly dancers, Members of the Yellow Press, Sycamore Smith, Juiceboxxx, and Jail.

Movies:

Wally Wurst in "Enter the Sound of Slapping Sausage" warning: this film is rated XXX.

Television:

Sanford and Son, Iron Chef, Space Sausage, Lifestyles of the Beligerent Sausages, The Muppet Show, Great Sausages I have Known

Books:

RIVERWURST , 1-6

Heroes:

The fine artists who have contributed to RIVERWURST

My Blog

6 Weird Things

Tag! You're it. Name 6 weird facts about yourself, then tag 6 more people.  In the end, you need to choose the next 6 people to be tagged and list their names. Invite these people to read your bl...
Posted by Wally on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 09:41:00 PST

SEXY SAUSAGE CONTEST!

In honor of Wally Wurst's Birthday and April Fools Day we're having a little contest- Post a comment that includes the following six words, in any order- 1. Super 2. Sexy 3. Sausage(Sassage is also ac...
Posted by Wally on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 04:26:00 PST

RIVERWURST MARCH MADNESS!

We still have alot of one of our back issues in stock- Riverwurst ..4.(64 pages of crazy alternative comics and columns) I want to give people a good deal and get rid of some of these, so in this excl...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 06:24:00 PST

Limericks all week at Joke Blog!

If you like dirty limericks (and who doesn't?!) you should check out Tea Krulos' blog this week- http://www.notesfromthejokeblog.blogspot.com  He will be posting an illustrated dirty limerick eve...
Posted by Wally on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 09:07:00 PST

check out the Joke Blog!

Actually you want to check out http://www.notesfromthejokeblog.blogspot.com
Posted by Wally on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 04:05:00 PST