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Spectreman

I'm That Guy From Space

About Me

I'm a cybernetic warrior from space, I came here to Japan to fight monsters created from YOUR pollution. By a Gorilla man named Dr. Gori. You're welcome.

My Interests

Justice, friendship, peace. And my Scion tc, it's teh bomb.

I'd like to meet:

Other Defenders of Earth, cute girls with purple hair....... and the cast of TV's "Two And A Half Men". I want them all in the same room when the ugliness begins.

Music:

Prince. All day, every day. I was beating on this Smog Beast the other day and "When Doves Cry" came on the XM in this car I was going to throw at him.....fortunately he was a fan too and we just waited out the song. Then I smashed his brain out the back of his filthy gelatinous head.

Movies:

I just saw "The Host" and loved it. I was like, "Wow, I would have loved to have knocked that fish monster stupid." It was nice to see a film that spoke to ME for a change. Great flick.

Heroes:

Khosrow Vaziri, for showing me how to beat a man bad and love a woman good.

My Blog

OK, I’m back....

I spent months, MONTHS getting ready for Sunday night and Spears kicked me off the VMA's an hour before the show. And the sad part is, I'd still be there in a second if she called.Hit me baby, one mo...
Posted by Spectreman on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST

I thought about it and...

I'm not going to read O.J.'s book. It's really, really uncool.
Posted by Spectreman on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 12:41:00 PST

For all the fans of Sunita Williams

Honestly, I would like to fly out in to space and help the stranded astronaut, really. But do you know how hard it is to get Wasabi paste off chrome and leather? I know, you're all like "Spectreman,...
Posted by Spectreman on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:35:00 PST

You can thank the Power Rangers....

My favorite five goofballs in their suped up Zords started some trouble with the inhabitants of a neighboring galaxy, got their butts whooped and came back acting like we were being invaded. I have s...
Posted by Spectreman on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:20:00 PST

Okay, here's the deal....

I'm not even going to ask, I'm going to tell you flat out: Do not try to sell anything on my Myspace page! No Stag sites, no t-shirts, fast food, whatever. I've got things set up so I have to approv...
Posted by Spectreman on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

Stuff came up...

Hey, sorry about the whole disappearing act there, but if you noticed the space dragon never made it to Earth and you're all still alive. So, yeah, you're welcome. I rock, so very hard.More later, I...
Posted by Spectreman on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:25:00 PST

When we last left our hero......

Yeah, I know, it's been a while. Things weren't so hot the last time I gave y'all a shout out. I was in dutch with Gerald McRaney, Chuck Norris was out to whup my butt and I hadn't gotten an action ...
Posted by Spectreman on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:43:00 PST

An Open Apology to Gerald McRaney

Sometimes when you blog you forget your audience can be any number of people. You think about the people you want on your side, people who will share in your feelings about whatever made you blog in ...
Posted by Spectreman on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:40:00 PST

Chuck Norris is a Jerk!

I'm not a Hater. That's not me, I don't like being in that place. That said, I hate Chuck Norris. "Gee Spectreman, why would you want to hate on Walker, Texas Ranger?" Because Walker is an idiot w...
Posted by Spectreman on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 02:23:00 PST

Egg On My Chrome Plated Face

Okay, turns out I was wrong about my own birthday. Dammit. The Overlords read my blog, the one about needing a free lap dance that no one responded to yet (a-hem), and they set me straight. My orig...
Posted by Spectreman on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 09:45:00 PST