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Amy

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About Me


BFF's Kick Ass:
I love pork, rum, coffee, drag queens, the paranormal, and Bettie Page. My two worst (or best, however you look at it) guilty pleasures are Elvis movies & 70’s rock…especially the southern variety. I have an unnatural fear of choking to death. Growing old scares me. I can be very picky & bitchy about who I let in. Kind of like a cat that way…if I smell something I don’t like, well, fuck you. I live in my own head way too much. If I won the lottery, I would quit work & double major in History & Literature. I am a nerd at heart with a sailor’s mouth.
Which Bettie Page Are You?
You're Lingerie Bettie...look at you, you sexy thang, your a little dark and maybe a little depressed deep down. maybe you've been caught a few times posing in front of that mirror of your's.
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The following is part of some of my fondest memories. David, you know what I'm talkin' about...
Your results:
You are Mystique Mystique 61% Dark Phoenix 57% Mr. Freeze 50% Venom 49% Poison Ivy 47% Dr. Doom 43% Catwoman 40% The Joker 39% Juggernaut 37% Two-Face 33% Magneto 32% Apocalypse 28% Lex Luthor 28% Riddler 26% Kingpin 24% Green Goblin 17% Sometimes motherly, sometimes a beautiful companion, but most of the time a deceiving vixen.
Click here to take the "Which Super Villain are you?" quiz...

My Interests


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I'd like to meet:

People who are laid-back, open-minded, witty & don't give a flying fuck what others think about them. An added plus if you have an obsession w/ pork, coffee, rum, the paranormal, and/or drag queens.

I totally stole this video from the beloved Fahza Mike, Patriarch & TV Night Master of Ceremonies

Music:

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"Where you think you’ll fall, I adore you... Where you shut your soul, I will open for you... If we had only known, in a way... We’d never reach this ground..." *************************

I'm obsessed...

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Trainspotting
Nightmare Before Christmas
Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels
Snatch
Pan's Labyrinth
Fight Club
Edward Scissorhands
Shaun of the Dead
24 Hour Party people
Charlie & the Chocolate Factory
Monsters, Inc
300
Intermission
An Affair to Remember
Green Street Hooligans
Finding Nemo
Seven
Picnic
Amelie
Hott Fuzz
Big Fish
Sixteen Candles
American Psycho
Battle of Shaker Heights
And the list goes on & on....

Television:

Ghost Hunters
Dexter
Californication
ROME
CSI (Las Vegas only)
Prison Break
24
The Office
My Name is Earl
Pushing Daisies
Moonlight
Carnivale
Alias

Books:

Pillars of the Earth by Ken Follett
15 years ago...Before Oprah got her mitts on it.

The Alienist and The Angel of Darkness by Caleb Carr.

Anything by Anne Rice, Chuck Klosterman, Chuck Palahniuk.

I dabble in a bit of Yeats & Poe.

Edward Gorey
Gregory Maguire
Richard Matheson
Mervyn Peake
Anne Lamott
Wilkie Collins
I could go on & on...
but to round it up... I like fucked up shit, the macabre, dry & witty...
You get the picture...

Heroes:

My great grandmother because she fucking owned when she was alive....She's haunting me because I said the "F" word ....hahaha. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My parents because they rocked the boat, caused a stir, and hit the road running.

My Blog

South Louisiana, Baby!

I wasn't born but I was most definitely bred...You know you were Born N' Bred in LouisianaWhen...........-Your sunglasses fog up when you step outside.-You reinforce your attic to store Mardi Gras bea...
Posted by Amy on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

Showgirls?! WTF?!

The Movie Of Your Life Is  A Cult Classichttp://images.blogthings.com/ifyourlifewasamoviewhatg enrewoulditbequiz/cult-classic.jpg" height="100" width="100">Quirky, offbeat, and even a little campy...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 29 May 2006 02:01:00 PST

You were a Little Girl in the 70's if...

Any below items highlighted in red are 100% applicable to my 70's girldom... Subject: You were a little girl in the 70"s if.... You wore a rainbow shirt that was half-sleeves, and the rainbow wen...
Posted by Amy on Fri, 26 May 2006 06:35:00 PST

Blame it on the Flu...I was suckered in...

The Rules: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 6 weird things/habits about yourself. In the end you need to list 6 other people to tag and list their names. Don't forget to...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 09:00:00 PST

http://www.mindmedia.com/brainworks

Amy, you are moderately right-hemisphere dominant and have even preferences between auditory and visual processing, traits that might make people perceive you as "slightly off bal...
Posted by Amy on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 03:52:00 PST

Dear Red States

Dear Red States:  Congratulations on your victory last Fall over all us non-evangelicals.  Actually, we're a bit ticked off here in California, so we're leaving.  Califor...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

You know you're from Louisiana when...

*I miss some of these more than others.... The crawfish mounds in your front yard have over taken the grass. You greet people with "Howzyamomma'an'dem?" and hear back "Dey fine!" Every so often, you h...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

80's 80's 80's

don't you love those nights when you don't have jack shit to do & your ass is numb from doing silly quizzes??? You're a smurf! What 80's Cartoon Are You? brought to you by Quizilla "Sweet Drea...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

all up in c'ville's ass

hey hey hey. i'm settling into life in charlottesville pretty smoothly. it's cold like a motherfucker up here. how cold exactly is a motherfucker again?  it's so beautiful & i'm meetling lots of k...
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i could tinkle on myself...

omg...i'm so excited!!! if i had a tail, it would be wagging like a mother fucker right now. again...i'm rocking out in my room to an online alt 80's station...they are, uh-gain...kicking major ass......
Posted by Amy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST