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Jordan

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About Me

I run a tight ship. With a pool table? It's a gaming ship.

My Interests

Lallygagging, horseplay, shennanigans and other assorted tomfoolery. Poker. Analog and electronic noises both harmonious and chaotic. Good design, animation, photography and assorted artistic endeavours. DJing rock n roll. Exotic foods, whiskey, samurai movies and rockin out.

I'd like to meet:

You. That chick. That guy over there and you and you. We can meet at this kick ass party: LAST CARESS Rock N Roll Dance Party March 30th and the last Friday of every month Fontana's (Eldridge btwn Grand & Broome)DJs Jordan Mako & Michael Falis (The Birthday Boyz) Booze, Tunes, Chicks, Dudes, A Video Wall, Billiards, Memory Sapping Fun.

Music:

I like when people call songs "numbers". Rock of all sorts (punk, indie, brit, hard, soft), the hits AND deep cuts of the 50s, 60s, 70s, 80s, 90s and um....00s(that still looks weird to me). Classic hardcore, metal,and rock. This weeks AAA playlist: Gang Of Four, The Smiths, Rocket From The Crypt, Hot Snakes, Atreyu, Radio 4, The Dead 60s, The Good North, The Mars Volta, The Clash, The Cardigans, Sparklehorse, The Twilight Singers, Shudder To Think, X, Fugazi, Embrace, ATDI, Motorhead, PJ Harvey, Isis, Cult Of Luna, etc etc

Movies:

The Road Warrior (Only part 2. None of that Tina Turner Bizness), Spinal Tap (Long live Ian Faith), Big Trouble In Little China (It's all in the reflexes) Battle Royale, Ray Harryhousen flicks (especially Clash Of The Titans)

Books:

I have been reading alot of non-fiction lately.

Heroes:

Alan Partidge

My Blog

this is mean but I AM being honest

Do you know those people you see on the subway? The ones that are so strange looking you have to repeatedly steal glances. I have a pantheon of these people. There's the squinty eyed guy with impossib...
Posted by Jordan on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 07:38:00 PST

Turkey=Heroin / Mako=Junkie

I am so looking forward to being in a turkey coma all weekend. I truly pity the vegetarians this weekend. Tofurkey my ass.
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dine Alone

It is the name of a Quicksand song...a good one. But as a concept it has alot to offer as well. I'm not talking about ordering food into your apartment and eating it alone in front of the TV. We all d...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The worst way to die

My friend jessica, who I've known since I was wee, was asking me all these questions so she could fillout some list book she bought. Why she wanted my answers I'll never know...it's kind of like it's ...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The secret to making everyone happy....

Stop trying to. You just can't. Just pick you side and start fighting for them.
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Years Is A Joke....

I party like it's new years on any given night of the year. I don't need the Romans to tell me when to do it. I am, of course, referring to the calandar that was dislodged from logic by the Romans. Su...
Posted by Jordan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST