Corporal Himmelstadt - ProfilesArchive

About Me

"How are you gentlemen!! All your base are belong to I. You are on your way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha ha."
I am short.
Very short.
Okay, not THAT short.
I guess you can discern the other things about me from my other entries. I believe each and every human being has every kind of sexual perversion, as well as deviant behavior in him, to be untapped under certain situations, and in certain environments.
This would be a good time to add that if you are a liberalist, or otherwise do not agree with what liberalism classifies as "intolerance", I doubt you'll enjoy this page.
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||| 26%
Stability || 10%
Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60%
Accommodation |||||| 30%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||| 50%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 43%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Wealth |||||||||||| 50%
Dependency |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 50%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Female cliche |||||||||| 36% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com "Depressed, introverted, neat, needs things to be extremely clean, observer, perfectionist, not self revealing, does not make friends easily, suspicious, irritable, hates large parties, follows the rules, worrying, does not like to stand out, fragile, phobic, submissive, dislikes leadership, cautious, takes precautions, focuses on hidden motives, good at saving money, solitary, familiar with the dark side of life, hard working, emotionally sensitive, prudent, altruistic, heart over mind, unadventurous"

My Interests

Human and animal psychology, music, literature, poems and visual art.

I'd like to meet:

The closest thing to me alive.

In order to contact me:
MSN Messenger (as well as email)- [email protected] .
Username- Emotional Nihilist (prone to change, at one time or another).

P.S: DO NOT ADD ME IF YOU HAVE NO INTENTION OF CONTACTING ME. I WILL NOT ADD STRANGERS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RAISING THEIR E- RATING.

Music:

Genres: Nu Metal, alternative rock, Funk Metal, Industrial, eighties (synth-pop, synth-funk, and plain pure funk), Thrash Metal (nah, only Metallica) and others.

Alien Ant Farm, Apocalyptica, American Head Charge, Ash, Auf Der Maur, Blackfield, Coal Chamber, David Bowie, Deftones, Depeche Mode, Disturbed, Drowning Pool, Evanescence, Faith No More, Gary Numan, Hed Planet Earth, Incubus, Jack Off Jill, Katatonia, Kittie, Korn, Lenny Kravitz, Level 42, Limp Bizkit, Linkin Park, Lostprophets, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Mudvayne, Muse, Mushroomhead, Nothingface, Otep, Orgy, Pantera, Papa Roach, POD, Primus, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rammstein, Razed In Black, Slipknot, Soil, Spineshank, Staind, Static X, Stone Sour, System of a Down, Taproot, Type O Negative, Zeromancer.
That's about all the bands I really listen to.

I also listen to select few songs from other musicians, such as The Black Eyed Peas, Gun, Guns N' Roses, Velvet Revolver, Steppenwolf, Inflames, Snoop Dogg, Ill Nino, Garbage, Stellastarr, Element Eighty, Five Foot Thick, Hot Action Cop, Murderdolls, A, KMFDM, Porcupine Tree and Violent Delight.

Oh, one last thing, which is not very contemporary: I LOVE J.S.Bach.

Movies:

Memento; Incognito; Bang Bang, You're Dead; Fight Club; K-Pax; 12 Monkeys; Dune; The Lord of the Rings; The Believer; (for some darn reason) Resident Evil; (and for an even darner reason) The Dream Catcher.

Television:

Conan O'Brien's Late Night Show, SNL, some other cheesy sitcoms and MTV2. By the way, the British MTV2 sucks ass.

Books:

Hmm... Mostly fiction. Okay... ALL fiction. Dune (Sequels and Brian Herbert's prequels), Ender's Game, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, The Earthsea Trilogy, Tehanu, Dragonlance, and... Well, you probably get the drift.

Heroes:

Adolf Hitler, Heinrich Heine, Theodre Herzl, Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Batu Khan, Kublai Khan, Subotoi/Subutai/Subudai, Joseph Stalin, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Charles Manson, Brian Warner, Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah, Randall Flagg, CATS (of Zero Wing fame), Chaim Nahman Bialik, SH.Y Agnon, Khagan Bulan, Qoheleth, Shavtai Tzvi, Paul Atreides, Leto II.

My Blog

To hell with parental advisory

I am become Orestes and Oedipus at one. I am estranged, embittered, rageful, vengeful, hateful and so very close to release. I unthank you. I would not slay you, but I swear I'll take your pipe dreams...
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 09:25:00 PST

Her Dream

On the wings of an eagle I arrived at your bed, And you- in repose, resting your head- Felt a tremor of fear, of thrill, Intoxicating, spreading a chill Through gentle joints and skin. And I know veri...
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Sat, 04 Aug 2007 04:56:00 PST

Three little words

And all the while, as I lay watching her beautifully curvacious body, these three words- filthier than any act we might have committed together- resonated- nay, thumped, thrusted through my head ...
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST

Don't you dare

Don't you dare mistake me for that boy who cried wolf. When I say something, you better believe it's true. After all, we may be responsible to our own actions alone, but tell that to your conscience....
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 03:11:00 PST

I'm in a fix

Well, I'm not entirely in the right to complain (as it was to be expected), and yet... this is problematic. I'm pretty damn sure she's in love with me. And I don't really know what I'm feeling right a...
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:57:00 PST

All your third base are belong to I

This is good; a commitment-free relationship based solely upon mutual affection and shared interests. I'm having the time of my life.
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:38:00 PST

Goddamnit

I feel like I've been jackhammered in the face. Jagermonster comes to slay.
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Thu, 31 May 2007 11:18:00 PST

So very little left inside

No content... Cannot sustain myself. I need help.
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:01:00 PST

Betrayal?

I used her. There's no denying that, now. Only afterwards did I bother to think about, well... being with her. So I lost her. And yet, he wronged me, and there's no denying that, either. I consulted w...
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 03:41:00 PST

Tired of sighs

Is there no end to this damnable remorse?
Posted by Corporal Himmelstadt on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST