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Lazer Eyes

Sit down honey, let's kill some time..

About Me

I love things that are green. I also love aquariums. I want to visit every aquarium ever. Except ones that keep their animals in spaces too small, those should be shut down.I love trees. I want to eventually move to Portland, at least I think I do. Right now I live in Austin, TX. I have two kitties and a doggie. I love animals, taking pictures, painting, and J.AIM=SundayGoToMeetin, Flickr=bodytothesouth, art=myspace.com/forevermumbling I do things like this which can be found at the above link:(www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

drawing, painting, car dancing, bears, massive beards, Louis CK, spring rolls, water crashing on rocks, cats, reading, being still, bill murray, cooking, my belt buckle, playing video games, Janeane Garofalo, taking photos, thai food, the color green, cajun accents, the sims 2, making weird noises, not working, sewing, cats, western shirts, gettin crafty, Texas, whiskey, donkeys, coffee table surfing, cow skulls, thrifting, driving across Texas, road trips, aquariums, arts and farts and crafts, long island iced teas, cowboy boots, fat cats, art parties, tilt!, ewan mcgregor, dreaming, star wars, lizards, dragons, unicorns, finding weird objects to turn into art, private karaoke rooms, destroying the break room, cooking with J, silliness in general, hot chocolate, dove ice cream bars, state parks, being outside, your mom

I'd like to meet:

Your mom.also:

Music:

lift to experience, josh pearson, Lovers, Neutral Milk Hotel, Favourite Sons, A Frames, Rollerskate Skinny, The Cure, My Bloody valentine, Sleater-Kinney, black rebel motorcycle club, Built to Spill, KaitO, Nina Nastasia, Shannon Wright, Failure, The Prima Donnas, Bis, Space Ballerinas, Cat Power, Comet Gain, Heavens to Betsy, Cadallaca, Mary Timony, Interpol, The Microphones, the ramones, The Dismemberment Plan, The Clash, The Old Timerz, Joy Division, Local H, Dealership, Helium, The Ponys, jetscreamer, Nirvana, Baptist Generals, Snow Patrol, Low Skies, Sixteen Horsepower, sons and daughters, Part Chimp, the gerbils, graham smith, pony up!, kimya dawson, autolux, rogue wave, the shins, dragon city, arab strap, led zeppelin, the pixies, Gene Defcon, skywave, david bowie, apollo sunshine, th faith healers, the duke spirit, the midnight movies, peace burial at sea, snowden, laura veirs, Beirut, soft, the halo benders, television, the soft boys, the beatles, giant drag, Excuse 17, the secret machines, elastica, boxer rebellion, union youth, beat happening, the b52s, mission of burma, shearwater, andrew thompson, black angels, pavement, silver jews, the magnetic fields, the moldy peaches, The Telephone Company, woven hand, okkervil river, psychic ills, loop, Peel, envelopes, the glass, deadboy and the elephantmen, Sibylle Baier

Movies:

Lost in Translation, Death Wish(you can't deny the Bronson swining quarters in a sock!) Chuck and Buck, The Royal Tenenbaums, Happiness, Love Liza, Magnolia, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Wet Hot American Summer, American Beauty, Twin Falls Idaho, Sweethearts, waiting for guffman, best in show, Amelie, Bottle Rocket, Donnie Darko, Rushmore, Punch Drunk Love, The Good Girl, Flawless, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, American Splendor, Spider Baby, Harold and Maude, tarnation, all the real girls, Willard, napoleon dynamite, undertow, elf, the life aquatic with steve zissou, party monster, the last unicorn, the goonies , anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy, the burbs, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, the star wars franchise, what about bob?, pretty in pink, the grindhouse, shaun of the dead, batman begins, trainspotting, american movie, the big lebowski, Moulin Rouge, but i'm a cheerleader, eagle vs. shark, ghost world, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Home Movie, Living In Oblivion, Mommie Dearest, Psycho Beach Party, Trees Lounge, The Squid and the Whale, the science of sleep, pans labyrinth, all about my mother, the virgin spring, oldboy, Faster pussycat kill kill!
My Flixster

Television:

Lucky Louie, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Curb Your Enthusiasm, 24, The Upright Citizens Brigade, Flight of the Conchords, Seinfeld, the Simpson's, House, blue planet (oh my god it's so good), dexter, lots of animal planet, the discovery channel, travel channel and the history channel. I love documentaries especially on things like animals, weird places to go, or marine life.

Books:

Like a Hole in the Head, The Bell Jar, Oscar Wilde, Anne Sexton, Sylvia Plath, Out of the Girls Room and Into the Night, Dave Eggers, A heartbreaking work of staggering genius, David Sedaris, Catcher in the Rye, The Picture of Dorian Grey, Jane Eyre, and now you can go by vendela vida, how we are hungry, you shall know our velocity, the sleeping father, dress your family in corderoy and denim.

Heroes:

Josh Pearson Sleater Kinney

My Blog

There’s a helpful bear on the 28th floor.

Last weekend was my birthday and I am now the ripe old age of 26. One day I will be 30 and that will be a bit strange, but ultimately I have the feeling I will not feel much different than I do now. I...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Sat, 03 May 2008 08:14:00 PST

yays and nays

So lets talk about a few things kids. I just want to say that, while I realize the importance of documents that you take to my local place of business, when you are a jaded copy girl sometimes it's ha...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 04:02:00 PST

How do you tune a taco?

So I am no longer without the internets anymore. I also got cable, which is nice but I’m more excited about this. I figured I’d blog about something that made me really happy cause thats a...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 06:06:00 PST

who wants to see my caucus?

So last night I went to my polling place like a good little democrat to participate in something I never had before. Caucusing. Upon learning that my initial vote only counted for 2/3's I figured I sh...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:36:00 PST

I can see the new horizon

Once, my friend Holly sent me a 7" of the theme from St. Elmos Fire. That was funny. I never did play it, seeing as how I lack a record player. I want a record player. I'll add that to my long list of...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 05:50:00 PST

Alley Tramps and grackles

I drank hot chocolate this morning that tasted like bananas, chocolate and cinnamon. I think it was supposed to resemble mexican hot chocolate but the banana was rather overwhelming. It tasted pretty ...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:07:00 PST

Young Folks

If i told you things i did before told you how i used to be would you go along with someone like me if you knew my story word for word had all of my history would you go along with someone like me i d...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 12:35:00 PST

a long day

thats what it will be...oh yes.
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 07:49:00 PST

Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2...and other stuff

Has anyone ever had a true blinding moment of clarity whilst listening to Ace of Base's song "The Sign"?What would happen if the family from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre(more 2 than the first one) went...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 10:56:00 PST

I have clean hands

I'm going to be sad when my "I have clean hands" sticker that I got at Rudys  falls off my sweater. I like it a lot cause even when I don't have clean hands some loser will totally think I do. mwahh h...
Posted by Lazer Eyes on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 12:34:00 PST