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MattAttack!

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About Me

i spend too much money on music

My Interests

bowling, the drive-in, staying up late, diners, pretty girls, shows, coffee milk, punk rock 'n' roll, serial killers, seinfeld, allan d'arcangelo, route nine, the city, winter, stormy weather, comedy, highways, roads, cape cod, maps, lucky strikes, holding hands, driving at night with the windows down, sleeping in, snow

I'd like to meet:

not you, that's for sure!

Music:

all those good sad songs.

Movies:

lately: murder by death, fargo, the big lebowski, duel, wild at heart, blue velvet, dog day afternoon, the taking of pelham one two three, the in-laws, high anxiety, jacob's ladder, scanners, dr. stangelove, being there, crimes and misdomeanors, the panic in needle park, the darjeeling limited, etc etc

Television:

larry david. it's always sunny in philadelphia, arrested development, the office. and i've been watching a lot of "family guy" lately. that dog and i have a lot in common.

Books:

in cold blood, the monkey wrench gang, the stranger, on the road, naked lunch, the maltese falcon, fear and loathing in las vegas, the electric kool-aid acid test, reefer madness, catcher in the rye, a clockwork orange, misery, helter skleter, and then there were none, gates of eden, please kill me, our band could be your life, no one here gets out alive, mr. strangelove, without feathers

Heroes:

i ain't got no idols i ain't got much taste

My Blog

a review of brew: what separates us from the philistines

Hi America.  Tonight, we have had a fantastic competition.  Not of stamina (for once), but for the taste of fine beer.  With fine German Beer Songs by Prost blasting over the speakers, ...
Posted by MattAttack! on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:34:00 PST

sixteen blue

I'm done creating.  It's been a while since I've done anything spectacular, and I'm worried.  Maybe I'm burned out.  A charred little marshmellow, too burned to have any flavor lef...
Posted by MattAttack! on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 10:50:00 PST

can we all just think about the stars for a second?

I mean, I know it's been said many times, many ways (merry Christmas), but we're just floating around in the sky.  That's it.  Nothin'.  I love this.  Read this thing the other day...
Posted by MattAttack! on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:12:00 PST

my conscience grew up in harlem

A lot of times I'll say to myself, "Yo Matt!  You fuckin' stupid!  Stop thinkin' so much playa; just take it as it comes, ya dig?"  And I'll reason with myself, the best I can, agreeing...
Posted by MattAttack! on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 10:22:00 PST

death and dying

The morbid subjects of the title have been on my mind incessantly lately, which my friends and family keep telling me isn't very healthy.  They suggest I see a doctor, or seek the help of a quali...
Posted by MattAttack! on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 08:28:00 PST

relationship rules

All right.  I've noticed that lately a lot of people are jumping head-first into the shallow end of relationships.  This isn't good, America.  We need to coagulate and make sure we all ...
Posted by MattAttack! on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

a short story.

He was just an average guy, perhaps in too many ways. One might even go so far as to call him "dull." But not to his face. Never that brutal honesty. People always treated him with the utmost respect,...
Posted by MattAttack! on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST

here's what i say

I just wanna be one of those guys that hangs around and doesn't do much of anything until he dies in like two years. 
Posted by MattAttack! on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:53:00 PST

fuck good moods

they last about two minutes and then somebody screws you over.
Posted by MattAttack! on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:46:00 PST

new theory time

i'm hungry. that's not my theory, though. my theory goes something like this:you know what, fuck this. i'm getting something to eat.
Posted by MattAttack! on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 09:02:00 PST