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laurgasm!

we can't find the babies!

About Me

I can be defined simply by my job at the Bean Counter; coffee bar and bakery,, my status as a freshman at UMass Amherst... width="425" height="350" ..Any questions or concerns about this picture, my life choices, or when you can schedule a bearfight IM this: Laurabee325

My Interests

You think about paint and you think about glue what a jolly boring thing to do

I'd like to meet:

richard coreyand this dude

Music:

northstar, the beatles, elliott smith, death cab for cutie, the shins, the mars volta, alkaline trio, mae, guster, taking back sunday, brand new, thursday, thrice, boys night out, dashboard confessional, new found glory, start trouble, ben kweller, hey mercedes, sparta, the plain white t's, daphne loves derby, coheed & cambria, Finch, midtown, something corporate, underoath, the get up kids, the nightmare before christmas soundtrack, the used, the postal service, the early november, elton john, the pixies, david bowie, pavement, the flaming lips, the POLICE, simon&garfunkel, w33zer, cursive, the killaz, BECK.

Television:

SEX&THECITY. Desperate Housewives. yeah, there's a pattern there somewhere

Books:

chuck palahniuk. KURT VONNEGUT. EVERYTHING. I read because I care. I care because I read.

My Blog

1 fish, 2 fish, NEW PICTURE FISH

It had to be done.   Leave me comments so I know I haven't spent precious hours on myspace for no reason. Next someone will tell me that not all of my 187 friends would have my back in a vicious ...
Posted by laurgasm! on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 04:40:00 PST

LOL

REMEMBER HOW MY CAT HAS A MYSPACE?       hahahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by laurgasm! on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 04:01:00 PST

I HAVE

new pictures and they need love
Posted by laurgasm! on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 04:27:00 PST

OMG OH NO

YOU'VE BEEN BLOGGED IF YOU DON'T REPOST THIS IN 12 SECONDS YOU WILL HAVE YOUR HEART RIPPED OUT IN YOUR SLEEP BY A PACK OF RABID WOLVES AND YOU WILL BREAK YOUR PELVIC BONE AND WILL GET A BAD CASE OF AC...
Posted by laurgasm! on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 05:43:00 PST

hey guess what?

i have NEW pictures. that means a whole bunch new angles to look at me from. and comment on plz&thx.
Posted by laurgasm! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

blorrg

so i'm writing this per special request of craigs fixed stare, who clearly does not think i express myself enough here with my myspace being the way it is, although i think i do plenty of expressing i...
Posted by laurgasm! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

SEX.

i have new pictures for love. check it OUT
Posted by laurgasm! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pictures pictures PICS

pictures! i have new pictures! you should all check them and give me emo points. as well as hugs. and also candy bars.<3
Posted by laurgasm! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

new pickspixpics

i have new pictures! and theyre really amazing. so i think you should check it out right now. right now this second. no you're still reading this GO!   <3
Posted by laurgasm! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yay!

did anyone else know that life is incredible? because it is¢¾
Posted by laurgasm! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST