Bartcop, Wolfenstein 3D nostalgia, music, film, romance, lightsaber duels in otherwise terrible Star Wars films of recent years, beating up Star Wars geeks with my sci-fi posse, dancing maniacally at clubs, doing impressions of Henry Rollins/Michael Stipe/Tom Cruise/Rivers Cuomo/Vincent Gallo/Jesse Ventura/Clint Eastwood/Morrissey/Ian Curtis/Layne Staley/Regis Philbin, showing off on instruments, stalking celebrities, screenwriting, acting, telling people all about my film/music ideas, finally beginning to fully form those ideas in some way, gunkata, using odd metaphors to describe people/things/events, FX pedals, my favorite actress(?), writing lyrics, writing stories, DJing, fighting the current NYC Rock n' Roll scene to the death, politics when they're more intriguing than frustrating, planes, submarines, ships, tanks, thievery, doing the "Body Snatcher Shriek," voting in the nude, NOT talking about Straight Edge, giving the silent treatment to Collective Soul fans, cutting newspaper/magazine articles into perfect squares, Vision of Disorder album covers, D and D online name generators, posting surveys on Myspace until people delete me from their list, kissing
Timothy Hutton(to participate in my hilarious plan to make him an android,) the author of the "Plains, Trains and Plantains" Oedipus essay, Zooey Deschanel, Don Cheadle, Kirsten Dunst, Chinese vets of the Korean War, Vin Diesel, Alan Moore(to see if he's actually human,) David the Gnome. Oh, and don't forget the mighty(and appallingly underrated) David Gedge:
ABBA, Alice in Chains, the Amps, Articles of Faith, Ataxia, Autolux, Bang! Bang!, the Beatles, Bella, Big Black, Black Flag, Blake Babies, the Breeders, Butthole Surfers, Christian Death, the Cure, The Damage Manual, the Damned, Dead Kennedys, Depeche Mode, Devo, Dinosaur Jr, Duran Duran, Echo and the Bunnymen,the Effigies, Embrace, Emerson, Lake and Palmer, the Fall, the Frogs, Fugazi, Genesis(Peter Gabriel era,) Juliana Hatfield, Husker Du, Joy Division, Kasm Society, Killing Joke, King Crimson, Kraftwerk, Ladytron, LARD, Lemonheads, Lightning Seeds, Malcolm McLaren, Meat Puppets, Metallica(you know which albums!) Ministry, Minor Threat, Minutemen, Mission of Burma, Mojave 3, Mortiis, Mudhoney, My Bloody Valentine, Naked Raygun, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Obituary, Orchestral Manoevres in the Dark, Pailhead, Pet Shop Boys, Pink Floyd, the Pixies, the Police, the Popguns, Public Image Ltd., Pulp, R.E.M., Replacements, Residents, Revolting Cocks, Ride, Rites of Spring, Rogers Sisters, the Rolling Stones, Rudimentary Peni, Rush, Sleater-Kinney, Slowdive, Sonic Youth, Soul Asylum, Stone Roses, Los Straitjackets, Suicide, Sugar, the Smiths, Talking Heads, Throwing Muses, Velvet Acid Christ, the Ventures, Voivod, the Wake, Wedding Present, Ween, Weezer, the Wipers, Wolfenstein 3D soundtrack(genius in midi form,) :wumpscut:, Yes, Neil Young.
Altered States, Brick, Black Christmas, Transylvania 6-5000, the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Sin City, Buffalo '66, Cellular, Ghost World, Spider-Man series, 12 Angry Men(1957), Drop Dead Gorgeous, John Carpenter, Sam Raimi, Marx Brothers, the Hard Way, Charlie Kaufman, John Hughes, Cameron Crowe, A History of Violence, Magnolia, Blade Runner, Better Off Dead, High Fidelity, Crash, Equilibrium, Body Snatchers, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Assault on Precinct 13, Escape from NY/LA, the Thing, Big Trouble in Little China, Bullitt, Cabin Boy, Battle Royale, Office Space, Hard Boiled, American Beauty, Ordinary People, Scum, 3:10 To Yuma, eXistenZ, Schizopolis, They Live, Dr. T and the Women, Chopper, Hard Eight, Secretary, Bring it On, Q the Winged Serpent, Remo Williams, Virgin Suicides, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Being John Malkovich, the Limey, Alphaville, H.O.T.S., Sky Captain, Instrument, American Splendor, Ricochet, the Dead Zone, Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Aces High, the Invisible Man, Silence of the Lambs, Married to the Mob, Pitch Black, Chronicles of Riddick, other movies not directed by Wes Craven
Admit it: you love TV. The Office, The Mighty Boosh, Funland, Sledge Hammer!, Battlestar Galactica, Boston Legal, Heroes, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Doctor Who, Seinfeld, Star Trek(Original and The Next Generation,) Six Feet Under, Conan, Daily Show, 24, the Shield, SNL(though only up to when Ferrell left,) Happy Tree Friends, Get a Life, Invader Zim, the Gong Show, Wild Record Collection, Knight Rider, Home Movies, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the Brak Show, Monk, MASH, the Alternative, We Are the '80s, Gilmore Girls, Numb3rs, the Outer Limits, Twilight Zone, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Firing Line, Veronica Mars
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, War of the Worlds, the Invisible Man, the Time Machine, Catcher in the Rye, the Outsiders, The Demolished Man, A Specter Is Haunting Texas, Our Band Could Be Your Life, Philip K. Dick, H.G. Wells, Stan Lee comics, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, the Preacher, Asimov, Edgar Rice Burroughs, Cyril M. Kornbluth, Chopper, A.E. van Vogt, Al Franken, Frank Miller, Douglas Adams, Alan Moore, Harlan Ellison, Robert E. Howard, H.P. Lovecraft
Dwight Schrute, Chuck Barris, Philip K. Dick, Martin Atkins, Bartcop, Evan Dando, Harlan Ellison, Steve Albini, John Turturro, H.P. Lovecraft, Douglas Adams, Colin Baker, Kim Deal, Black Francis, Isaac Asimov, Peter Hook, Chris Squire, John Carpenter, Sam Raimi, Woody Allen, Yuri Gagarin, Groucho, Harpo, Kevin Shields, Steven Soderbergh, Kurt Russell, Chris and Bob Elliott, Audie Murphy, Ian MacKaye, The Doctor(from Doctor Who), Spider-Man, Venom, Snake Plissken, J Mascis, B.J. Blazkowicz, Raymond Collishaw, Keith Levene, Rene Fonck, David Gedge, Nick Blinko, Adam Worth, Simon Gallup, Billy Bob Thornton(who makes me slightly less ashamed to be a Southwesterner,) Terry Zwigoff, Rod Serling