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L.L. Robert J.

A FEW MORE SINS WOULD HELP ROUND OUT MY RESUME

About Me

Ya know those people who say things like "What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger?" I want to shoot them in the spine and put their theory to the test. What's another good one? How about, "If you love something set it free, if it comes back to you it was meant to be." I think we should kidnap their child/pet/lover and drop it off in Antarctica and see how that works out too.
I'm not a very nice person. I laugh at retarded people. I believe in Santa Claus more than I believe in Jesus. I break things when I mix tequila and whiskey. I think ALL Republicans deserve to die. I could live without all the states between New Jersey and California. I hate fucking condiments and I don't eat any food that is white in color. I've reserved a one way ticket straight to hell, I like it that way. Hell is where the party's at.
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My Interests

Arizona Green & Ginseng Tea
Baja Fresh
Becks Octoberfest
Canadian Club
doing dumb shit
drinking
El Pollo Loco
guitar
hurting myself
Jameson
lazer tag
Miller Lite
New York Yankees
Nintendo(old school)
Pabst Blue Ribbon
pizza
reading
rockin' out
saying innappropriate things
skating
Tanqueray & Tonic
Tequila
VANS
watching the Food Network w/wine

I'd like to meet:

Other mean people.

Music:

Alkaline Trio
Allister
Andrew W.K.
At the Drive-In
At The Gates
Atreyu
The Audition
The Beach Boys
The Beatles
Ben Folds/Five
Ben Kweller
Blackpool Lights
Bon Jovi
Brand New
Bruce Springsteen
Built To Spill
The Cars
Cartel
Counting Crows
The Cure
Damien Rice
David Bowie
Death Cab for Cutie
Def Leopard
Deftones
Dr. Dre
Duran Duran
Eddie Money
Early November
Elvis Costello
Emanuel
Face To Face
Foreigner
The Format
Fountains Of Wayne
Gang Starr
Get Up Kids
Gin Blossoms
Glassjaw
Guns N Roses
Houston Calls
Huey Lewis and the News
Hum
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business
Iron Maiden
The Jackson Five
Jawbreaker
Jealous Sound
Jets To Brazil
Jimmy Eat World
John Lennon
Johnny Cash
Journey
Killswitch Engage
Killwhitneydead
Knapsack
Lagwagon
The Lawrence Arms
Lifetime
Lionel Ritchie
Ludacris
Mae
Manowar
Meatloaf
Metallica
Midnight Oil
Mineral
Morrissey
Mr. Bungle
Mr. Mister
Motley Crue
Nas
The New Amsterdams
No Use For A Name
NoFx
NWA
Ol' Dirty Bastard
Onyx
The Other
The Outfield
Outkast
Pat Benetar
Pavement
Peter Gabriel
Pharcyde
Poison
The Police
The Postal Service
Prince
Promise Ring
Propaghandi
Queen
Quicksand
The Refused
Reggie and the Full Effect
The Replacements
Say Anything
Shelter
Skid Row
Slayer
Smiths
Snapcase
Snoop Dogg
Soilwork
Spoon
Squeeze
The Stereo
Straylight Run
Styx
Sublime
Suicide Pact
Sunny Day Real Estate
Tealking Heads
Tears For Fears
Thin Lizzy
Tribe Called Quest
Tuesday
2pac
Uncle Tupelo
Valencia
Van Halen
Weakerthans
Weezer
Weston
Whippersnapper
The Who
Wilco
Wu-Tang Clan

Movies:

Almost Famous
Angus
Bad News Bears(old version)
Batman Begins
Being John Malkovich
Big Fish
The Big Lewbowski
Billy Madison
Blue Velvet
Boogie Nights
Bottle Rocket
Bowling For Columbine
Boyz N The Hood
Bull Durham
Can't Buy Me Love
Can't Hardly Wait
Chasing Amy
Clerks
Closer
Crash
Donnie Darko
Don't Be A Menace To South Central
Dream A Little Dream
Dumb and Dumber
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Farenheit 9/11
Fargo
Fight Club
Fletch
Friday The 13th 1-X
Freddy vs. Jason
Garden State
The Girl Next Door
Goodfellas
The Goonies
The Green Mile
Gross Pointe Blank
Gung Ho
Halloween 1-2 4-Resurrection
Happy Gilmore
I Am Trying To Break Your Heart
I Jackass
Jarhead
Jerry Maguire
Just One Of The Guys
Kill Bill vol 1&2
Kissing A Fool
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
The Legend of Billy jean
License To Drive
The Life Aquatic
Little Miss Sunshine
Lost in Translation
Magnolia
Mallrats
Memento
Me, Myself, and Irene
The Monster Squad
Mulholland Drive
Office Space
Old School
The Outsiders
PCU
Princess Bride
Pulp Fiction
Punch Drunk Love
RAD
Raising Arizona
Real Genius
Reservoir Dogs
The Royal Tenenbaums
Rushmore
The Sandlot
Saving Silverman
Say Anything
The Secret of Nimh
Serendipity
Se7en
Shawshank Redemption
Sin City
Sleepaway Camp 1-4
Some Kind Of Wonderful
Star Wars 1-6
Summer Of Sam
Swingers
Texas Chainsaw Massacre
That Thing You Do
True Romance
The Usual Suspects
Vanilla Sky
Walk The Line
Weird Science
Wet Hot American Summer
Youngblood
Zoolander

Television:

Ace of Cakes
A Haunting
American Justice
Baseball Tonight
Behind The Music
Best Week Ever
Breaking Bonaducci
Cheaters
Cold Case Files
Daily Show
Dawson's Creek
Deadliest Catch
Dirty Jobs
E! True Hollywood Stories
Emeril Live
Entourage
Family Guy
Flavor Of Love
Flip That House
Forensic Files
Freaks And Geeks
Friends
Grillin and Chillin
I Love The 80s
The Investigators
Iron Chef
Landscaper's Challenge
Little People Big World
Miami Ink
Missing Persons Unit
Modern Marvels
My Name Is Earl
Myth Busters
Parco P.I.
PRISONBREAK
Psychic Detectives
Scrubs
Seinfeld
The Soup
South Park
The State
Surreal Life
The Take Home Chef
30 Minute Meals
Throwdown with Bobby Flay
UnDeclared
Wonder Showzen
The Wonder Years

Books:

A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Genius
Choke
Fight Club
Invisible Monsters
Lullaby
Me Talk Pretty One Day
Naked
The Perks of Being a Wallflower
Possible Side Effects
Survivor

Heroes:

The three Johns.
John Cusack.
John Walsh.
John K. Sampson.
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My Blog

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