My name is Jen. Jentastic. Punk Rock Jen. Two Legged Jen. Punk Rock J-Niz. Whichever you prefer is fine with me. I'm your typical loud Italian Jersey girl, but I absolutely HATE guidos. Especially 17 year old ones with brooks that like to throw garbage cans full of glass bottles at my head in Seaside Heights. "Where's my fucking cheeseballs?!"
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I graduated with a Bachelor of Arts Degree in Communication with a specialization in Radio/TV/Film from Rowan University in May 2006. Operation Find A (Real) Job is in full effect.
I'm at a weird point in my life where I'm re-evaluating my career choices & seriously thinking about a major lifestyle change, so if you know me & I don't seem like myself, I apologize ahead of time. I'm at a crossroad & I don't know which way to go... UPDATE: I am applying soon to substitute teach so soon I could be teaching your kiddies! Horray!
I've done promotions for some bands, some small record labels (all records, lava/atlantic, fueled by ramen, drive thru, etc)& sometimes I help out at Starland Ballroom. But I haven't been there in ages & sometimes, I kind of miss it.:( It is there that I am known as "Jen The Band Whore." I'm not really a band whore, I swear. (But I know some people that are & I can direct you to them if you're interested in that sort of thing.)
"Music is my safe form of high" & if you can name who said that, you rule. I'm the drummer in the all-girl New Jersey based band The Pterodactyls. Check us out. We're pretty bad ass. We have yet to play a show, but just keep checking back for updates!
I'm also one of the masterminds behind the rap/hip hop group found here. We're pretty awesome & we basically rule at life.
I'm a spelling & grammar nazi. I hate when people can't spell or misuse words. It's more annoying to me than nails on a chalkboard (or nails on a pair of jeans for that matter...don't ask).
Besides being a music junkie, I LOVE Harry Potter, the 1980's, summer, KEVIN SMITH, Miller Lite, Malibu Bay Breezes, Soco & Lime, Houston Calls dance parties, friends, the beach, drunk sing-alongs, protruding hip bones, & photo shoots with rockstars.
THE STARTING LINE is my favorite thing about music. I've seen them 28 times in 3 different states & I'm pretty sure I like them more than you.
Even though I look it, I'm not 16. Therefore, I don't want to be involved in your petty high school-level dramafest. Leave me out of it. I've been there. I've done that. I'm so over it. Thanks.
Also, if you knew me in high school, I'm totally not the same person anymore, so don't expect it. I've done a lot of growing up over the years & one of my biggest pet peeves is when someone is all like, "Hey you're that dude from Ether Red's ex girlfriend!" I'm more than an ex girlfriend. I'm a lover, not a fighter. A true friend. Someone who is more loyal & supportive of the ones she loves than you will ever imagine.
So, basically, I'm a huge dork. I'm random, sarcastic, & once you get to know me, I don't ever shut up. I love to have fun & I always try to make sure everyone else is having a good time too. I'm honest & true to myself & I will never change for someone else to like me or anything to that effect. I am who I am & if you don't like me, oh well. I'll deal. I was probably better off without your negativity in my life anyways. I love to laugh. So make me laugh.
ATTENTION BANDS: Please don't bother sending me messages/friend requests asking me to check out your band. I will find you if I want to be your friend. I'm the master of myspace stalking. Trust me.