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Not that witty

What... like the back of a Volkswagen?

About Me

OK. For all the guys who cannot take the time to scroll down to the bottom of my page and look at my marital status, I am married. While I do appreciate your compliments, I am not here for a "good time", boyfriend, sugar daddy, fuck, whatever youd like to call it. Im not interested so please do not email me to ask such things. I am however looking for friends to chat or hang out with, so if youre looking for that I would love to hear from you.Im originally from sacramento and have been dumped into methville, aka crescent city. I have a wonderfull son and husband whom I adore. 3 boxers who make my day when I come through the door. I play video games, love rpg dungeon crawlers, watch G4 religeously and have recently become a big startrek tng fan. I love to dance and hang out with my friends. Im shy at frist but when I get a few in me Im pretty loud.p.s. sister, shes a nasty,skanky, whore!!!!!! Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

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Music:

In-flames, Arch enemy, Lacuna coil, Lamb of God, Soil Work,Slayer, Children of Bodom,DimmuBorgir,Rob Zombie,Dimension Zero,Hypocrisy,Killswitch Engage,Machine Head,Mortiis,Tristania, Tori Amos, Sarah Mclaughlin, NIN, Ozzy, and many many others. my tases are acctually quite ecclectic

Movies:

fav movies... bram stokers dracula, ever after, lotr (all of them), donnie darko, dream catcher (the aliens came out their butt!), robin hood prince of theives, 10 things i hate about you, the labrynth, The 10th Kingdom, I Love anything fairytales!, Queen of the Damned, Interview with a Vampire, The Emperors new groove, Sleeping beauty

Television:

Aots and X-play

Books:

I love Anne Rice, Terry Goodkind,Dean Koonzt, and Stephen King.I also collect books of fairytales.

My Blog

fuck you duche nozzel

If you are gonna talk shit why dont you give us a call!?!  Its still the same cell number.  Or better yet why dont we meet and settle this in person?  I am not intimidated nor impressed...
Posted by Not that witty on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:15:00 PST

1 month

My son is officially one month old today!  Hes so big and handsom. He gained 2lbs and 3 oz in 3 weeks.  Its been pretty tough but totally worth it! Weve all become night owls at our house.&n...
Posted by Not that witty on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 10:17:00 PST

5 months gestation

So Ive reached my fifth month and I am starting to get a nice little tummy going on. Had movement for a couple of weeks and they just continue to get stronger.  I can feel them outside my belly!&...
Posted by Not that witty on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 10:00:00 PST

1 year for us

Today is my one year wedding anniversary with my husband. If its possible I love this man more now than I did the day I married him. There is no one in the world I would rather be with. He makes m...
Posted by Not that witty on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 08:51:00 PST

you will be missed

Bathory woo, you were the best puppy one could ask for...you always noobied, was always happy, was always there, and gave our family your unconditional love. You are and will always be number one, th...
Posted by Not that witty on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 01:15:00 PST

Our big day

Ok I gotta copy you Kalie, sorry.My handsom son..... The most important men in my life...All the guys...... The ladies.....Hamming it up....after I cried a freaking river but before I dropped the ring...
Posted by Not that witty on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 03:35:00 PST

guilty pleasure

I have just rediscovered my most guilty pleasure.  Techno.  Yes techno.  Ahhhh I love it.  
Posted by Not that witty on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 01:43:00 PST

Dumb

I think its Dumb to write a blog and set it to private or prefered.  Why write on at all?  Especially if youre going to talk shit.  Be a "man".  HAHAHA
Posted by Not that witty on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 01:01:00 PST

The pain inside

My insides hurt so bad.  The whole left side of my abdomin is killing me.  I think its my kidney.  Its soar and throbbing and pissing me off.  Well actually Im quite scared.  ...
Posted by Not that witty on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 05:55:00 PST

Men

Listen up all you dumb ass wigger men out there.  Youre not cool, I dont want you, and all you do is annoy the fuck out of me.  Your "giiiirrrrllll what your name is" corn row, cant fucking ...
Posted by Not that witty on Sat, 15 Oct 2005 12:29:00 PST