Noah

Noah "Smooth" Washington

Somebody's overacting here. - Penny Marshall

About Me

Late 20s smooth brother from the south side of Motor-City! I love the ladies and they love me...as long as they're working their magic and keeping Daddy happy! If you're one of my ladies, you know what I'm talkin' bout! Smooth Baby! Music Video Codes By VideoCode.ORG

My Interests

Red, Grey and Purple toys...but not necessarily in that order. My aunts and my tuna. Feed me, scratch my belly and love me until the day is done and I might let you through unscathed.

I'd like to meet:

Charlie the Tuna; Jane Fonda and that hot little number that does the Kitty Chow commercials...purr

Music:

Just rub it in bitches....

Movies:

Stuart Little

Television:

Animal Planet and COPS

Heroes:


Who Should Paint You: M.C. Escher
Open and raw, you would let your true self show for your portrait.
And even if your painting turned out a bit dark, it would be honest. What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?

My Blog

Attitude and Weather Changes

Wassup peeps?  I knows iss ben a good long while since I sat down to writes in my blog, but I'm a busy motherfucker.  I got bitches to run, food to eat and naps to take....rememma....I's onl...
Posted by Noah "Smooth" Washington on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:58:00 PST

Segregation

My Brothas and Sistas!  Dis krazy Jew had a bunch of you over lass nite for dinna and drinks and I'd be lyin like a rug if I didn't say that I was happee to see all you faces...cuz you knows yous...
Posted by Noah "Smooth" Washington on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 08:37:00 PST

Pain In My Ass

You know my peeps, dis bitch dat runs my life, feeds me and is always up in my business is gettin' to be too much.  Yessaday dat sumabitch gave me a real pain in the ass.  I knew he was up t...
Posted by Noah "Smooth" Washington on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:05:00 PST

Dining Debacle

The bitch I let live with me went to the fuckin' store today with his hobag bitch (Boobs McGee) and somehow, in the name of economy#@, WHATEVER dat is, my cat food was changed.  Shit!  Not o...
Posted by Noah "Smooth" Washington on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 04:31:00 PST